i've already said i'm happy for Wolves to be the sacrifice. said last season we needed to go down for lessons to learn and rebuilding to be done properly. am now convinced that won't happen under Steve Morgan so i'm grimly satisfied with total immolation until the cunt sells up.
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 February 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
this is what I was talking about in the other thread - immolation as cleansing, fresh perspectives and whatnot. CAFC in much healthier, happier state with club legend in charge and committed, likeable players who know their own game than during first go in Championship (or indeed last season in Premiership)
so eat it nilmarrrrrrr
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 22 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
How typical of Pompey to shell out on the deluxe ultradetox package
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 February 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
they will return pure, sainted, translucent, it will almost be like they are not there
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 22 February 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
They deserved to win today, they played better than us and they executed their performance better.
Paul Tisdale, Exeter City, February 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
We huffed and we puffed and we kept the ball really well
Eddie Howe, Bournemouth, February 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Sometimes a kick up the backside doesn't do anyone any harm now and again.
Steve Bruce, Hull City, February 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Of course we are very disappointed and of course it has an effect on confidence. And of course it is very frustrating for the supporters here who have seen these results over the past few weeks. But do we still believe we can make the play-offs? Of course we do.
Tony Mowbray, Middlesbrough, February 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
"People say there’s a mountain to climb but people climb mountains every day."
John Brown, Dundee, February 2013
― pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
forgot my quote tags, sorry
I expect John Brown to be good value for this thread for the next couple of weeks or so.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
Not a gaffer, but this has got to go somewhere -
The goalkeeper underlined the side's unswerving belief. "Even if there is one game to go and we are 12 points behind, we'll still believe," he said. "We've got to. We've got to keep fighting, you never know. We have just got to keep going.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
The manager is the manager. One month, three months, seven months - it doesn't matter
Rafael Benitez, Chelsea (Interim), February 2013
― pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21643152#asset
alan pardew, great with numbers
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Today will end and tomorrow will begin
David Flitcroft, Barnsley, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
We were defragmented
David Flitcroft, Barnsley, April 2013
― Winningest franchise club of the day (imago), Saturday, 13 April 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
You could easily market a small book of Ian Holloway's pearls
“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” - On Ronaldo
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 April 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
btw out of 92 clubs in the football league, 56 have appointed at least one new manager since the start of the season
― Winningest franchise club of the day (imago), Sunday, 14 April 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
An equaliser from Aldershot with all their fans, I think other teams would have crumbled. Not this Wycombe, not my Wycombe.
People are probably looking at things saying 'Wycombe have nothing to play for'. How wrong they are going to be because we have everything to play for.
Gareth Ainsworth, Wycombe Wanderers, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
It's actually quite easy to try and run around when you're 1-0 down.
Kevin MacDonald, Swindon Town, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago) link
<3 wild thing
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
Watching the FLS last night - parade of crop-haired managers in shirt and tie...and then, at the end, there's Deadbeat Gareth
― Winningest franchise club of the day (imago), Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link
(xp gareth ainsworth's pretty great too)
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link
DEADBEAT GARETH HOW DARE YOU
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69WBKAAZR_I
a legend for all to see
Think of this as retribution for yesterday's brazen revisionism
― Winningest franchise club of the day (imago), Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:17 (eleven years ago) link
i dunno what ur even so faux-narked about bruv, he was out of our league within months of the ungrasped possiblity
every qpr fan will tell you of the alternate universe where we remained a well-managed club punching above our weight with a plucky mixture of the charlton and leicester premiership sides
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link
even now i still make little lists of lower league ruff diamonds i know we'll inevitably sign washed-up prem reserves in lieu of
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
As long as you don't plunder Chris Solly over the summer, like
― Winningest franchise club of the day (imago), Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago) link
My attitude has always been to keep calm, carry on and take it one game at a time. That's been my attitude since 1 November.
Mick McCarthy, Ipswich, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
I suppose across the board when you first introduce something new the fair/unfair scenario has to get sorted out somewhere along the line to find out how you have to tweak it to make it better
Sam Allardyce, West Ham United, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
"Your Highway Code will tell you that when you travel at 60mph it will take 300 yards to stop, so when Andy's travelling at 15mph…"
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 April 2013 08:21 (eleven years ago) link
All of them are must-win games, but obviously I don't expect to win all of them.
― mizzell, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
martin allen there. need to find a transcript.
― tsarnaev paleface (imago), Sunday, 21 April 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
We have two more games to go, and we need to have a scotch, go to sleep and forget about it.
Paul Ince, Blackpool, April 2013
― pandemic, Sunday, 21 April 2013 11:47 (eleven years ago) link
It's more difficult than you think - you've got a crowd expecting, you've got an opposition who are the market leaders and I knew Malky (Mackay) would go hard and their team wouldn't just back off.
Sean Dyche, Burnley, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
market leaders
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
is dyche a mgmt theory dude
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
We need to tweak the nose of fear and stick an ice cube down the vest of terror.
Ian Holloway, Crystal Palace, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Dyche later congratulates Mackay, his players, his staff and his 'troops'.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
It was probably honours even in terms of playing and result and we shouldn't have even bothered; I'd have taken a point before we started. Instead of kicking lumps out of each other, we could've just settled it.
Mick McCarthy, Ipswich Town, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
Great credit to the players because coming in to this game it was another must win but it was one that if we don't approach it in the right manner you could get heavily criticised and heavily defeated here.
Brian Laws, Scunthorpe United, April 2013.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
There's all sorts of gaps between us and the winning level
Graham Westley, Stevenage, April 2013
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
To get booed off at the end was brilliant. It makes me feel so good because it's testament to how far we've come.
Kenny Shiels, Kilmarnock, April 2013
― RIP Muppet Fat Chef (onimo), Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2316032/Jeremy-Kyle-gives-team-talk-Southend-United.html
― r|t|c, Sunday, 28 April 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
Persistence is omnipotent and it's important that when we make mistakes - which we did for their equaliser - we play it out from the back
Kenny Shiels, Kilmarnock, June 2011
― you say potatooles (onimo), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link
I am sure there are people at every club who doubt everybody. There are people that are doubters and there are people who believe in you and have faith in you and support that faith. The most important person to believe in what you are doing is yourself and, without that, it doesn't matter if someone else believes in you.
Kenny Shiels, Kilmarnock, March 2012
― you say potatooles (onimo), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
What do people like in other people? They like mirror images. They like to say, 'He's not a bad lad, he takes a drink. He's not a bad lad, he's a Jack The Lad'.
― you say potatooles (onimo), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago) link
We have two red squirrels on our badge. The grey squirrel carries a virus that kills the red squirrel. Celtic are playing in grey on Sunday.
― you say potatooles (onimo), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
Mission Impossible can only be achieved by special people
Congratulations DAVID FLITCROFT, Barnsley, May 2013, indisputably ILF Manager Of The Season
― have a nice Blog (imago), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link
Baxter?
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 11:40 (three years ago) link
dyche ffs
THE PRESS | WARNING: This isn't your average press conference! 😳😅— Burnley FC (@BurnleyOfficial) February 2, 2021
― imago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 11:45 (three years ago) link
Do people really say "lookylikey"?
Takes me back to the days of person sending round chain emails with terribly compressed jpgs of Denis Irwin/Carlos the Jackal
― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 11:58 (three years ago) link
Cant be having with any of this foreign luki-liki nonsense, four at the back, two up front and go long when you have to
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link
'pinteresque'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJfLHmU1eRE
― he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 11:15 (two years ago) link
new fave gaffer obv
He was our assistant mgr under Tisdale for a bit, always seemed an odd combo.
― Tim, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 11:56 (two years ago) link
Not really in the spirit of the thread but it’ll have to do. This story was told on the Exeter fans forum today:
They used to tell a story at Plymouth Argyle, going back to the days when Peter Shilton had been placed in charge of the team, that offers a little snapshot perhaps of how sometimes even the greats of the sport can lose their sheen once they dabble in the unforgiving world of football management.Shilton was player-manager, or rather goalkeeper-manager, at the time. Plymouth were slipping into trouble in the old Third Division, the fingers of relegation closing round their necks for the second time in three years, and Shilton was trying to encourage his players to believe they could clamber away from the bottom three and rise like a “pheasant from the flames”.After a slightly awkward silence, someone tentatively pointed out the word he might have been looking for was “phoenix”. Shilton, standing in front of his players as a double European Cup winner and the record England appearance-maker, paused for a few moments to take it in, the realisation dawning that his motivational speech had not gone quite as planned. He needed a line to reassert his authority. “I knew it began with an F,” he said.
― Tim, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 09:06 (two years ago) link
Ha
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link
I notice one of this thread's favourite gaffers has been making headlines:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/apr/12/northern-ireland-england-womens-world-cup-2023-qualifier-match-report
― Où est Lee Mason de fromage? (Tom D.), Monday, 18 April 2022 11:33 (two years ago) link
"Anybody can be a coach or a manager and go and say ‘right, there’s a possession, there’s a game and there’s some passing’. Anybody can do it. But not everybody can do it like [Fotheringham]."
Kenny Miller, Huddersfield Town.
not strictly the gaffer but I do understand why Fotheringham has brought in someone to the club who is even dumber than himself.
― calzino, Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:08 (one year ago) link
ahahaha
― imago, Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:16 (one year ago) link
Beautiful
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:22 (one year ago) link
I love this thread do much
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link
so
I take it that's the Kenny Miller?
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 February 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link
From Mark Fotheringham's Wiki page:
Mark McKay Buzz Lightyear Fotheringham (born 22 October 1983) is a Scottish football coach and former player who is currently not succeeding as coach of EFL Championship club Huddersfield Town. He became the head coach after a rather romantic evening with Leigh Bromby in Da Sandros where he was promised a lucrative 3 year deal for bending over when prompted.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 February 2023 22:05 (one year ago) link
he's objectively the worst htafc manager I've seen in my lifetime. I won't go too far into it because it would be a very fucking tedious and long post. Short version: extremely thick, tactically clueless - does pointless like for like subs when a game is desperately needing a change, constantly throws players under the bus publicly and more frequently the younger ones. But this is worst bit, he talks absolute garbage but aggressively adds "Listen!" too every sentence! Also even lots of people outside of the world of online HTAFC fans are starting to notice how extremely deranged + embarrassing his post-match pressers are, without fail every week it's like he's commenting from a parallel universe about a completely different match and some of the football podcasts have picked up on this and even they have noticed how bizarre it is that this inconsequential moron is managing in the 2nd tier of english football
― calzino, Thursday, 2 February 2023 22:25 (one year ago) link
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/EXRCDD/1990s-uk-miller-magazine-advert-EXRCDD.jpg
"I take it that's the Kenny Miller?"
― calzino, Thursday, 2 February 2023 22:42 (one year ago) link
unfortunately, yes
― calzino, Thursday, 2 February 2023 22:45 (one year ago) link
“I think the vegan food is quite nice – I enjoy it. Chips are vegan, I didn’t know that. It is a worry with the planet. It is a shame what is happening: you can see it is happening and we are all starting to be aware of it. What is going to happen to our kids and grandkids? It’s real. The club has been great, it is fantastic what they are doing. Other clubs should be taking it up. I had a wee bit of vegan curry, a wee pie and mash today. I haven’t tried the burger yet. I might try one on Saturday if we get a victory.” Duncan Ferguson
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 3 February 2023 13:21 (one year ago) link
i was wondering how that was panning out :D
― imago, Friday, 3 February 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link
“So yes, I missed out on a couple of good players early on in the summer, but I’ve always been a massive believer as a manager in fate, and when a player tells me they’re going somewhere else I always say to them ‘well it’s your mistake, son, you’ve missed out there’, and that’s how I feel. I don’t dwell on it, I always just think ‘well, something will happen, they’ll get injured or something’. I just get on with what I’ve got and try not to moan about it too much.”
the sageness + serenity of Neil Warnock
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 3 August 2023 23:47 (eight months ago) link
Bear with me with this one but it's something I've often thought about it. Managers (and players too now) often refer to "moments" when talking about games but I'm pretty sure this wasn't a part of gaffer vocab until the advent of non-English speaking managers and players into the English/British game, and it still sounds kind of weird coming out of the mouth of, say, Sean Dyche rather than Arsene Wenger. I want to say it was Dutch players who I first noticed doing this but can't be certain.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 September 2023 09:28 (seven months ago) link