why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

kids should shut up and wear their little suits and learn life lessons on the streets or from their nanny

This one has come around on me a few times in the last 12 hours.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/554030_10151344905937983_807061793_n.jpg

nsfw, probably^

would like to see that four-pronged dick

I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolity's.

Dude has a way with kids tho

in that story, really love how the dad deals with his son, being a total dick. also at the beginning i was expecting it to be a story about how when you make money you pay taxes to assist stupid little shits who do nothing, some kind of crazy right-wing paranoia thing.

"your acting like a child", the dad said to child

He sure gets angry alot. Maybe professional wrestling pays pretty well.

i like that story, it's like a vignette from a 21st century mary poppins as seen through the eyes of someone recovering from blunt force trauma to the head.

Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love.

Also not everyone makes $100 an hour iirc

well then you'll just have to spend more time, then.

then

Fuck that.

father: son you have opened up my eyes to the true meaning of love. i will no longer get furious at you. i am sorry.
son: thank you daddy! the son said as they hugged and the crumpled up dollar bills fell to the ground. the father never got angry again.

-Harry Chapin

Also, where'd a 5 yo kid get $50?

lil' Hustla

'Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

'I'm sorry, son, but the little boy I work for made me sign a non-compete agreement.'

LOL

http://pshomegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/STOP_RACISM_by_KIMBRLY.jpg

http://infinitegags.com/images/2012/November/17/50a85f7bae7f9.jpg

hit DESTROY if you don't care!!!!!

Invented sex, too, didn't ya?

xp

WOW.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN'

loool

I feel sorry for the people who didn't get color TV until the 90s.

In fairness, that jpg could have been posted from Bhutan.

lol, Mencap.

That '90s thing has to be a joke, surely?

90's children are post-history, dudes

Crazy that the Super Nintendo was the first videogame system ever, isn't it?

http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/40039884158694695_gzxDIBDF_c.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/738312_o.gif

she's gonna regret not having a burpcloth in a second

the most precious vomit-jewels

well that's a step beyond vietnam ear necklaces jesus christ

ha!

the ellipsis really makes you pause and think...

...of horror movie taglines

... and Megadeth albums.

I think that was a 90s Megadeth album title & cover, actually

feel like there's gonna be a joke at the end but no

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg

no sexual videos on my wall :-(

SEND ME SEXIUAL PICTURE

i swear to god when i just went to facebook at the top of the page in the address thing it said: facebook.com/TOMBOT

i'm scared. is he watching me from an undisclosed location?

lol that's gr80's facebook username iirc

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542063_235521443220629_798393801_n.jpg

oh phew that was weird.

Totally read that as sarcasm. Stop being such a dick, Gosling.

that "Hackers are posting porn" is just a get-out clause in case you accidentally click like while you're on xHamster, rite?

sappy facebook memes: now available on one handy totebag

http://i.imgur.com/NUtkwKL.jpg?1