why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Fuck that.

father: son you have opened up my eyes to the true meaning of love. i will no longer get furious at you. i am sorry.
son: thank you daddy! the son said as they hugged and the crumpled up dollar bills fell to the ground. the father never got angry again.

-Harry Chapin

Also, where'd a 5 yo kid get $50?

lil' Hustla

'Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

'I'm sorry, son, but the little boy I work for made me sign a non-compete agreement.'

LOL

http://pshomegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/STOP_RACISM_by_KIMBRLY.jpg

http://infinitegags.com/images/2012/November/17/50a85f7bae7f9.jpg

hit DESTROY if you don't care!!!!!

Invented sex, too, didn't ya?

xp

WOW.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN'

loool

I feel sorry for the people who didn't get color TV until the 90s.

In fairness, that jpg could have been posted from Bhutan.

lol, Mencap.

That '90s thing has to be a joke, surely?

90's children are post-history, dudes

Crazy that the Super Nintendo was the first videogame system ever, isn't it?

http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/40039884158694695_gzxDIBDF_c.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/738312_o.gif

she's gonna regret not having a burpcloth in a second

the most precious vomit-jewels

well that's a step beyond vietnam ear necklaces jesus christ

ha!

the ellipsis really makes you pause and think...

...of horror movie taglines

... and Megadeth albums.

I think that was a 90s Megadeth album title & cover, actually

feel like there's gonna be a joke at the end but no

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg

no sexual videos on my wall :-(

SEND ME SEXIUAL PICTURE

i swear to god when i just went to facebook at the top of the page in the address thing it said: facebook.com/TOMBOT

i'm scared. is he watching me from an undisclosed location?

lol that's gr80's facebook username iirc

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542063_235521443220629_798393801_n.jpg

oh phew that was weird.

Totally read that as sarcasm. Stop being such a dick, Gosling.

that "Hackers are posting porn" is just a get-out clause in case you accidentally click like while you're on xHamster, rite?

sappy facebook memes: now available on one handy totebag

http://i.imgur.com/NUtkwKL.jpg?1

in that story, really love how the dad deals with his son, being a total dick. also at the beginning i was expecting it to be a story about how when you make money you pay taxes to assist stupid little shits who do nothing, some kind of crazy right-wing paranoia thing.

― Jibe, Friday, February 22, 2013 12:12 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol otm

xpost - KILL IT WITH FIRE

Ah yes, the lululemon bag. Makes me IA frequently!

^^^
When I was in jr high it was super cool to bring your gym clothes to school in a plastic Gap or The Limited bag, the kind that they gave you with your purchase, to signify that you shopped at these cool stores, and this is what I think of when I see grown ass women carrying their lunch in a Lululemon bag.

^^^

ESPRIT/Benetton bags at my school. I nabbed one of those large Chanel bag of my aunt's to carry paper/folders/pens around.

Oh shit yes, ESPRIT and Benetton, too. A Benetton bag was the ne plus ultra of plastic shopping bags repurposed for gym clothes.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539619_159226204232217_2119605293_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/644271_159185017569669_52305171_n.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/sungazing1

alternatively:

GET LOST AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

neither needle on a record there

"if you're this high, go and have a drink of water and a sit down"