why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Ah yes, the lululemon bag. Makes me IA frequently!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 23 February 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

^^^
When I was in jr high it was super cool to bring your gym clothes to school in a plastic Gap or The Limited bag, the kind that they gave you with your purchase, to signify that you shopped at these cool stores, and this is what I think of when I see grown ass women carrying their lunch in a Lululemon bag.

carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

ESPRIT/Benetton bags at my school. I nabbed one of those large Chanel bag of my aunt's to carry paper/folders/pens around.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

Oh shit yes, ESPRIT and Benetton, too. A Benetton bag was the ne plus ultra of plastic shopping bags repurposed for gym clothes.

carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/sungazing1

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

alternatively:

GET LOST AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

neither needle on a record there

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

"if you're this high, go and have a drink of water and a sit down"

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh, gross. Okay, thanks I'll updated whoyouprefertofuck.xls. Because your opinions on the fuckability of various women are super duper important.

carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

p sure the bottom picture has in fact been squashed horizontally in photoshop

also no shit that lingerie models are hot

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, ones below are blowing me a kiss, kind of hot

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

you like boobs *round of applause*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

sorry to blow everyone's mind but

i like boobs

think about that one

like if you agree

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

i admire the stand u are taking for boobs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

my cousin's been posting a lot of bs from this page lately.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

Aren't those top models somewhere around a size 6?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe 8-10, but well within the privileged-body zone.

emilys., Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

Someone needs to make that happen

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

top pic golden girls
bottom pic sex and the city

big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

top pic suffragettes
bottom pic women getting burned at the stake for witchcraft

big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

top pic English bulldogs
bottom pic French bulldogs

big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

top pic two girls one cup
bottom pic granny porn

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

top pic peanut butter
bottom pic jelly

big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

top pic Wesley snipes in to Wong foo
bottom pic Wesley snipes in blade

big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

top pic ronin
bottom pic die hard 4

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fKYdDtg.jpg

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

top pic ru paul
bottom pic paul rudd

Øystein, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

omg.

phillip can i use that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

"you don't need permission for anything!" -- johnny rotten bob marley

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

ty

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

hah

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

You'll never get anyone to like you if you treat them nicely. Everyone knows that!

Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

Because I look like a truck

:C (crüt), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

i hate it when girls always date the asshole trucks

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://static.commercialmotor.com/big-lorry-blog/DSC00185.JPG

Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

She got dumps like a truck (truck, truck)

emil.y, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

would wreck

big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

would shunt (the first being trains)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

Girls don't date poor trucks that's just romance 101

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164474_10152578066180057_217546010_n.jpg

I much preferred this one to the "Wait guys, turn back, we fucked up" one.

dog latin, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

not sure why some bloke hanging himself should inspire hope

Neil S, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

plus i kinda thought people who believed in the rapture were generally kind of down on evolution

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

it's not evolution, it's a man and his three pet apes finding a man hanging from a noose

big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link


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