why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

so, did she enter the gym?

does that photo look weirdly 'shopped to anyone else

when i was in middle school, this new kid started one year who had just moved from seattle and we all made fun of him because of his propensity to start sentences "back in seattle..." now i follow him on facebook and he seems pretty douchey, he's really into cigars, but mostly he reposts seattle/washington-related memes. most of them are about the seahawks but today i posted this:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733795_470576022996451_1026939062_n.jpg
which doesn't make any sense? idgi. but still laughing about how much this guy's identity is still based in being from seattle.

You did?

he did

that is so funny

makes total sense, that is a classic "I don't actually live in cool city, but I live 45 minutes away, so I just tell people I live in the city"

that mermaid story makes me so fucking IA, I have some condescending gymrat douches in my feed who post shit like this all the time

yes I want to be a whale plz iceland feast on my blubber go fuck yourself

chaki made me laff on the facebook:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/48141_10151488005165600_958512836_n.jpg

okay that's genius

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/426566_10151424280241192_1012890266_n.jpg

"yeah i see where you're going with thi--oh damn, got me again"

sharks eat millions of fish each year, which die in the process.

for some reason I'm reminded of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/843/killcrab.jpg

oh i see what you did th--zzzzzzzzz

That is one resigned-looking crab.

The animal that is MAAAAAANNNN

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/58415_583078528387061_1503994741_n.jpg

No!

riding that train / high on vagina / casey jones you better watch your speed

Going to plant a weeping vagina
On the banks green edge it will grow grow grow

A touch of Vagina.

that's the only one I know...

Sugar Vagina
Blossoms blooming,
Head's so empty
And I don't care.

William Tell has stretched his vagina till it won't stretch no furthermore

Brown eyed women and red grenadine the vagina was dusty but the liquor was clean

Nothin shakin on Shakedown street
used to be the heart of vagina
Don't tell me this vagina ain't got no heart
You just gotta poke around

She has vagina begonias tucked into her curls

once in a while
you get shown the vagina
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right

Shakedown Vagina

oh it's been done

don't give into the facebook jpeg, guys

Replace a word in a song by a band with another word and post the hilarious results!

"Only Tuesday"

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in vajizzle with you

diarrhea, diarrhea likes his money

This latest thing where it's all "Name someone famous who doesn't have a Z in their name. If you can do this then you are a GENIUS" or something. That needs to die.

I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other. Like, I bet a lot of that stuff plays a lot better when you're just a kid, but it gets chain-lettered around and somehow people who really have no business being entertained by trying to name things without Z's in them (or w/e) are reposting this crap and we have to see it. Ditto forums and stuff - I mean I know it's commonly observed that if you're having a dumb argument with someone on the internet, they are probably 12, but I really do think it changes the type of space we inhabit, and maybe devalues the worthiness of 12-year-olds having SOME space where they can, y'know, be 12 and dumb.

YOU'RE DUMB

xp reminds me of the mid-90s when annoying acquaintances thought it was okay to spam you via email with lists of awful jokes. Which, when you think about it, is basically Facebook's whole thing.

itt put butt in the band name

just to be clear, the great thing about ILX is that it does leave clear space for 31-year-olds to BE 12 for a few minutes a day, in a controlled environment.

the "money/monkey" thread is the best one though

have also thought a couple times about starting a "blood/butt" thread, mainly for the sake of pearl jam's searing jam "Butt"

what a loooooooooong strange vagina it's been....

I was searching around this morning to see if we had a thread dedicated to replacing the word "girl" with "squirrel" in popular song lyrics.

44 going on 12!

the Madonna poll had me singing "bad squirrel/skunk by six".

fart songs POX

I like Man replaced with Gran. I think I made that thread.

i started that fart thread anonymously when i was 33 going on 12.

I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other.

My OPO here is "OOps I Farted Again"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, April 27, 2003 8:10 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...

of all of the trials i have faced since moving to the US, hearing people pronounce 'squirrel' as 'squirl' has been the most difficult to come to terms with. you wouldn't think it would come up that much, but...