just to be clear, the great thing about ILX is that it does leave clear space for 31-year-olds to BE 12 for a few minutes a day, in a controlled environment.
the "money/monkey" thread is the best one though
have also thought a couple times about starting a "blood/butt" thread, mainly for the sake of pearl jam's searing jam "Butt"
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
what a loooooooooong strange vagina it's been....
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
I was searching around this morning to see if we had a thread dedicated to replacing the word "girl" with "squirrel" in popular song lyrics.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
44 going on 12!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
the Madonna poll had me singing "bad squirrel/skunk by six".
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
fart songs POX
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
I like Man replaced with Gran. I think I made that thread.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
i started that fart thread anonymously when i was 33 going on 12.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other.
My OPO here is "OOps I Farted Again"
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, April 27, 2003 8:10 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
of all of the trials i have faced since moving to the US, hearing people pronounce 'squirrel' as 'squirl' has been the most difficult to come to terms with. you wouldn't think it would come up that much, but...
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
I cannot make myself pronounce it any other way than squirl.
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
squirelle
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
we have so many squirrels, it's hard to not remark upon them.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
Skwiral would make a good black metal / dubstep name.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549253_160673487420822_934031141_n.jpg
posted by my dad therefore i loled
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
he may have made it??
Incredible. Incredible.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
There's"
Best to treble-down on the apostrophes if you're not sure, I suppose.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hand in pic needs to scroll down, I want to read what comes after "RESPECT,"
Wait, I guess it ends: its called "RESPECT," incredible.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
incredible, incredible.
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
That person actually has the word "incredible" tattooed in tiny print at the base of her thumb.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
To remind her to put her phone down and pay attention to people.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
maybe people who get offended by that should stop being so fucking boring
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol yes they are the boring ones
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188765_10150140240214425_4189380_n.jpg
big girl u r beutyful
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
i'd rather be a whale than a mermaid.yes i would.if i only could,i surely would.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
xp
Under the sea, under the sea,There'll be no accusations,Just friendly crustaceansUnder the sea
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
She may want to see a doctor about that eye thing.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ you guys actually doing that vagina grateful dead thing
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea figaro
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
WE MUST SHARE THIS TO AL
― marc robot (seandalai), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pppwo5xlk1hjpg/medium.jpg
AL, YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
lool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/600951_362173517183513_417305093_n_zps2c9d698d.jpg
idgi
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
the autopsy reveals a brain tumor
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
there is no doctor
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
That's wacky! A doctor would be all tapping his knees with a little rubber hammer, holding his stethoscope up to his back and thumping him thoughtfully while listening, and making him stick out his tongue and say, "aaaaaaah!" Doctors are funny like that. God knows why they do anything at all, when everything can be cured by meditation and lack of tv. That's why people lived to 1000 back in Methuselah's day. Fresh air! No tv!
― Aimless, Thursday, 28 February 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
He doesn't say anything about stopping smoking.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
ppl still smoke?
― Mordy, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.stonerforums.com/styles/default/xenforo/weedpass.gif
― markers, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
Ppl giving out medical advice on facebook is one of the worst things
― emilys., Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
ok today i overheard on the elevator the following:
"it's like that bob marley quote. some people don't want to go in the rain and get wet. some people are like 'oh, hey, it's rain.'"
― s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link
i dont even believe u
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link
i think the doctor one is more about, "THESE CRAZY DOCTORS HOW CAN THEY EXPECT ME TO CHANGE MY WHOLE WAY OF LIFE" type sentiment.
also, yeah people still smoke, get used to it.
― hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link
from greenpeace's pagehttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555075_10151460139069684_1985481139_n.jpggood work everyone, your likes and shares finally paid off
― chilli, Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:27 (eleven years ago) link