why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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we have so many squirrels, it's hard to not remark upon them.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Skwiral would make a good black metal / dubstep name.

dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549253_160673487420822_934031141_n.jpg

posted by my dad therefore i loled

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

he may have made it??

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Incredible. Incredible.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

There's"

Best to treble-down on the apostrophes if you're not sure, I suppose.

Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Hand in pic needs to scroll down, I want to read what comes after "RESPECT,"

Wait, I guess it ends: its called "RESPECT," incredible.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

incredible, incredible.

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

That person actually has the word "incredible" tattooed in tiny print at the base of her thumb.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

To remind her to put her phone down and pay attention to people.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

maybe people who get offended by that should stop being so fucking boring

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes they are the boring ones

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

i'd rather be a whale than a mermaid.
yes i would.
if i only could,
i surely would.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

xp

Under the sea, under the sea,
There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea

Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

She may want to see a doctor about that eye thing.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ you guys actually doing that vagina grateful dead thing

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea figaro

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL

:C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

WE MUST SHARE THIS TO AL

marc robot (seandalai), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pppwo5xlk1hjpg/medium.jpg

AL, YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

lool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

the autopsy reveals a brain tumor

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha

purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

there is no doctor

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

That's wacky! A doctor would be all tapping his knees with a little rubber hammer, holding his stethoscope up to his back and thumping him thoughtfully while listening, and making him stick out his tongue and say, "aaaaaaah!" Doctors are funny like that. God knows why they do anything at all, when everything can be cured by meditation and lack of tv. That's why people lived to 1000 back in Methuselah's day. Fresh air! No tv!

Aimless, Thursday, 28 February 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

He doesn't say anything about stopping smoking.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

ppl still smoke?

Mordy, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.stonerforums.com/styles/default/xenforo/weedpass.gif

markers, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

Ppl giving out medical advice on facebook is one of the worst things

emilys., Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

ok today i overheard on the elevator the following:

"it's like that bob marley quote. some people don't want to go in the rain and get wet. some people are like 'oh, hey, it's rain.'"

s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link

i dont even believe u

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

i think the doctor one is more about, "THESE CRAZY DOCTORS HOW CAN THEY EXPECT ME TO CHANGE MY WHOLE WAY OF LIFE" type sentiment.

also, yeah people still smoke, get used to it.

hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link

from greenpeace's page
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555075_10151460139069684_1985481139_n.jpg
good work everyone, your likes and shares finally paid off

chilli, Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:27 (eleven years ago) link

all i could think of was this thread. it was very hard to keep a straight face.

s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks for your 2 million mishaps.

lo! dating (dog latin), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

Dammit, DL beat me to the punch :(

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks to your 2 millions actions and a mishap like this ↴
http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/asteroid-hits-earth-2.jpg
dinosaurs are extinct.

SHARE this if you are ready to get rid of monkeys in 2014!

Øystein, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

all i could think of was this thread. it was very hard to keep a straight face.

― s.clover, Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes I can imagine that must have been hard to do sitting alone in front of your computer

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

"financial aid"

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

How do I go out to eat when I have a mortgage?!?

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

i can only read this like an actual sincere question, the person who made it has no idea how debt works but also can only communicate in pictures

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

"me no understand" otm

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i47.tinypic.com/29pq4uq.jpg

sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

the magic of shoving your head up another unicorn's butt

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QJe14TI.png

messiahwannabe, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago) link


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