music industry wanker words

A congealed jizz-stain of E-40, PJ Harvey and Juan Atkins

"visual." "reveal." "share." "exclusive." "teaser." "trailer."

especially "visual." there is possibly no promotional term that gets more on my nerves. IT'S A MUSIC VIDEO. this is like "creative" becoming a noun/verb/adjective/who knows maybe even interjection.

if it doesn't leave trails or "breathe", it's not a visual, imo.

50. "magnum opus"

51. "forward-thinking"

52. "game changing"

53. "David Fricke"

54. "it transcends"

55. "the (insert name of influential artist of the past) of our generation"

56. "the ultimate interview" (it usually isn't)

57. "return to form" (it usually isn't)

58. "groundbreaking"

"cuts"

do you ever reply to mails like this? (if you don't want to cover the band that is)
if yes, how do you response?

"Our site only publishes short poems about records I like. If recent history is any guide, I update every nine months or so. All best, UA"

"two door" referring to "two door cinema club"

john wurster skewers this shit particularly effectivly

"performance"

"vocal"

music industry wanker words

surprised "leak" isn't in here yet

i mean "vocal" the singular, not plural, noun. i.e. "hmmm nice vocal"

Performance, though??

59. Renowned

60. drop

61. "collab"

62. "promo" as in "doing promo"

"can we get some promo?"

"promo" is by no means confined to the music industry

true

"album cycle"

"legendary"

usually used to describe some also-ran who they're trying to resuscitate

Performance, though??

― deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, October 14, 2014 5:28 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YES

GOD YES

"oh my god i went to see carly rae jepsen last night"

"no way"

"seriously!!"

"was it amazing?"

"it was such a good performance"

BWIP BWIP BWIP BWIP

the music industry wanker word police arrive, their detector box flashing, they shake their heads as they stuff you into their black maria, which they pedantically explain the pronunciation of