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― markers, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
Ppl giving out medical advice on facebook is one of the worst things
― emilys., Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
ok today i overheard on the elevator the following:
"it's like that bob marley quote. some people don't want to go in the rain and get wet. some people are like 'oh, hey, it's rain.'"
― s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link
i dont even believe u
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link
i think the doctor one is more about, "THESE CRAZY DOCTORS HOW CAN THEY EXPECT ME TO CHANGE MY WHOLE WAY OF LIFE" type sentiment.
also, yeah people still smoke, get used to it.
― hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link
from greenpeace's pagehttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555075_10151460139069684_1985481139_n.jpggood work everyone, your likes and shares finally paid off
― chilli, Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:27 (eleven years ago) link
all i could think of was this thread. it was very hard to keep a straight face.
― s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks for your 2 million mishaps.
― lo! dating (dog latin), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
Dammit, DL beat me to the punch :(
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks to your 2 millions actions and a mishap like this ↴http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/asteroid-hits-earth-2.jpgdinosaurs are extinct.
SHARE this if you are ready to get rid of monkeys in 2014!
― Øystein, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
― s.clover, Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes I can imagine that must have been hard to do sitting alone in front of your computer
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/535396_481932225188968_1921880072_n.jpg
ME NO UNDERSTAND
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
"financial aid"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
How do I go out to eat when I have a mortgage?!?
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
i can only read this like an actual sincere question, the person who made it has no idea how debt works but also can only communicate in pictures
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
"me no understand" otm
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/29pq4uq.jpg
― sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:07 (eleven years ago) link
the magic of shoving your head up another unicorn's butt
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QJe14TI.png
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago) link
Fake. Everyone knows Bob Marley said everything.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:40 (eleven years ago) link
Getting a slight Spy vs Spy vibe from the blue and red square and rectangle.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
Becoming a memehttp://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q687/hipstee/644717_10200575451459477_669014912_n_zpsfe5a72a5.jpg
― Bnad, Saturday, 2 March 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's ancient in internet years.
― s.clover, Saturday, 2 March 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
I sent that to the two people I know with PhDs in philosophy and it made both of them sputteringly enraged which was awesome.
― joygoat, Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
Pobody's Nerfect in inappropriate contexts always makes me laugh
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yBe5roLCWqE/ULHaz_XfypI/AAAAAAAAGLw/n_ic7SMuxlg/s1600/Nerf+N-Strike+Elite+Rough+Cut+2x4-+Preview+01.jpg
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
n-strike elite gunman is serious
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121119044835-obeidallah-twinkie-pack-story-top.jpg
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
just posted that Quotes of the great philosophers macro. I have become *one of them*
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 March 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
They are very well chosen.
― emil.y, Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535516_4788059894309_310138793_n.jpgAn economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)...
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)...
etc
As stupid as this shit is (also lol @ "Obama's Socialism"), it isn't too far away from what I was taught about Evil Communism in middle school history classes in the US.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
prof totally looks like a commie
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
i notice he's offering 'free tutorials', which seems pretty commie
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
unless the fine print is some kind of obama gotcha
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
because what's to stop half the country from killing themselves and therefore everyone
― abanana, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, the last time I bothered to try to discuss the benefits of any social system other than small government free market capitalism with my pop, he trotted out that very argument.
"I think it's important to have a strong social welfare system, and I think the government should prioritize taking care of its citizens.""WELL WHAT IF YOU EARNED THE BEST GRADE IN YOUR CLASS BUT YOUR PROFESSOR GAVE EVERYBODY A C???"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
this is why soviet mathematicians were famously mediocre.
― s.clover, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
Could not be any simpler than that.
― :C (crüt), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/530604_540969775921302_949050669_n.jpg
rawforbeauty
― pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
give you best
― Mark G, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
peaple
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
that heidegger picture and quote means the whole class gets an A+
― Cunga, Saturday, 2 March 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
ok my dad has now posted that "there's an app for that, its called RESPECT, incredible, incredible" picture three separate times
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 March 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
i like doing great work because of the inspirational bell curve.
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dBXcscm.jpg
― Cunga, Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
om nom nom
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:06 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 3, 2013 1:49 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
irony
― lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
Someone please tell me where i can read about Obama's socialism plan. Is this guy some covert 1% stooge or is he genuinely a paranoid idiot?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theholidayzone.com/school/venn.gif
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 March 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4106/5020636543_927c349097.jpg
architect memes, bring em on
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link