why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/535396_481932225188968_1921880072_n.jpg

ME NO UNDERSTAND

"financial aid"

How do I go out to eat when I have a mortgage?!?

i can only read this like an actual sincere question, the person who made it has no idea how debt works but also can only communicate in pictures

"me no understand" otm

http://i47.tinypic.com/29pq4uq.jpg

the magic of shoving your head up another unicorn's butt

http://i.imgur.com/QJe14TI.png

Fake. Everyone knows Bob Marley said everything.

Getting a slight Spy vs Spy vibe from the blue and red square and rectangle.

Becoming a meme
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q687/hipstee/644717_10200575451459477_669014912_n_zpsfe5a72a5.jpg

that's ancient in internet years.

I sent that to the two people I know with PhDs in philosophy and it made both of them sputteringly enraged which was awesome.

Pobody's Nerfect in inappropriate contexts always makes me laugh

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yBe5roLCWqE/ULHaz_XfypI/AAAAAAAAGLw/n_ic7SMuxlg/s1600/Nerf+N-Strike+Elite+Rough+Cut+2x4-+Preview+01.jpg

n-strike elite gunman is serious

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121119044835-obeidallah-twinkie-pack-story-top.jpg

just posted that Quotes of the great philosophers macro. I have become *one of them*

They are very well chosen.

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535516_4788059894309_310138793_n.jpg

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)...

etc

As stupid as this shit is (also lol @ "Obama's Socialism"), it isn't too far away from what I was taught about Evil Communism in middle school history classes in the US.

prof totally looks like a commie

i notice he's offering 'free tutorials', which seems pretty commie

unless the fine print is some kind of obama gotcha

because what's to stop half the country from killing themselves and therefore everyone

Ha, the last time I bothered to try to discuss the benefits of any social system other than small government free market capitalism with my pop, he trotted out that very argument.

"I think it's important to have a strong social welfare system, and I think the government should prioritize taking care of its citizens."
"WELL WHAT IF YOU EARNED THE BEST GRADE IN YOUR CLASS BUT YOUR PROFESSOR GAVE EVERYBODY A C???"

this is why soviet mathematicians were famously mediocre.

Could not be any simpler than that.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/530604_540969775921302_949050669_n.jpg

rawforbeauty

give you best

peaple

that heidegger picture and quote means the whole class gets an A+

ok my dad has now posted that "there's an app for that, its called RESPECT, incredible, incredible" picture three separate times

i like doing great work because of the inspirational bell curve.

http://i.imgur.com/dBXcscm.jpg

om nom nom

ok my dad has now posted that "there's an app for that, its called RESPECT, incredible, incredible" picture three separate times

― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 3, 2013 1:49 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irony

Someone please tell me where i can read about Obama's socialism plan. Is this guy some covert 1% stooge or is he genuinely a paranoid idiot?

http://www.theholidayzone.com/school/venn.gif

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4106/5020636543_927c349097.jpg

architect memes, bring em on

p intriguing story being told there

I FUCKING LOVE VENN DIAGRAMS

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/3512_614347038592041_1758466729_n.jpg

The moon has been partially destroyed. How peaceful could that be?

that's no moon

p sure thats the holy spirit

I feel blessed that our poorly constructed house wasn't hit by that giant fortune cookie

or the purple toxic event

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301166_3576673342843_1729649391_n.jpg

"If people scorn or mock you for your incessant j00s did 9/11 conspiracy fantasising, don't let them get you down. Keep on fighting the good fight, brother"

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/32166_559941280693554_1698430710_n.jpg

27,000+ likes...smdh