OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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seems like it's a ton of, yeah, "favstar 18 yr olds"

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

the secret is that 'weird twitter' is never humorous as you experience it in the present

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

kind of the impression i got but hey most of the "weird twitter" guys that follow me are old men posing as adult babies and shit like that so

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, twitter is full of that sort of noise, you have to learn how to manage it xp

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

you can manually turn off retweets by certain ppl u follow, iirc. that helps.

also, it's v v wise to block people who are sucky and bad so they don't unexpectedly get retweeted into your timeline.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar

― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why utility limb was so good because of the insanely high consistency of good tweets

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

rare_basement is the queen of the favstar crew

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

bandit, dril, fart, dogboner, pupy are all (iirc) ex-boons. lockwood and notopoulos arent but theyre not favstarcrewe

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

i mean i get that theres not really a distinction but

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

like hell-homer and that map of weird twitter. all taht shit is like high schoolers on favstar

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

i want twitter accounts that are all performance, i get so bored when people are also just using their twitter as well. bandit stopped doing it really fast but even graey alien does it a bit

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

graeyalien's cut down on it, he used to treat it as a "normal" twitter account with added joeks a lot more

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

i always think of graeyalien as a she

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but its graeydave now isn't it?

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

that tumblr is really good if you ignore the comics

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

i mean i get that theres not really a distinction but

― max, Monday, March 4, 2013 6:31 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

yah it just seems like a weird thing to police

乒乓, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

well it is WEIRD twitter

max, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

aROOGahh

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/031.jpg

Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

what is ed balls

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/thumbnail.php?file=/Ed_Balls_360_852191685.jpg&size=article_medium

Ed Balls accidentally put his name into the tweet box instead of the search box so he tweeted 'Ed Balls'. Made famous by the twitter maoist wing of weird twitter.

oppet, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

ah just doing him job i guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

Matt ‏@power_crystals
Hey anime Marxist care crew: unlike fantasy sports wang joke crew, the twitter people actually want to hurt you: #tcot. Yell at them instead

weird twitter beefing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah what is going on there, i keep seeing people alluding to that thom guy and some kind of "what happened was FUCKED UP" but nobody actually clarifies what that is, i'm just assuming it has to do with @pontifex until further notice

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

this has maybe something to do w it

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@dongstoevsky the "joke" was that goons are gross regardless but it was widely reviled and i got put on The List

1 hr Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@dongstoevsky 2 years ago i said that troons weren't particularly attractive no matter what they identified as /transitioned to

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
much like 9/11 this hoax just went too far!!!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
weird twitter drove away a guy for distributing nudes of other posters; anime dog twitter celebrates a rapist whom they made their queen

???

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@fairyocarina aimee / moewytchdog sexually assaulted multiple people don't be mad at me for pointing it out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
son i beg you to please get off tumblr for just one hour UH FIRST OF ALL "DAD" IM NOT YOUR "SON" I AM A GENDERLESS VAMPIRIC TRANSASIAN

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

hacked?

http://i.imgur.com/JpIaBMD.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
i know that a lot of you are probably steamed at me but i wanted to see at least one person say they were glad it happened

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
lol im sorry you guys. this has gone too far. its me amanda. thank you for your support

flowchart.pdf ‏@chead
lmao @ denouncing @a_girl_irl getting hacked. He's a shitpile who gives a care rest in piss fucker
Retweeted by DARRYL ANDREWS

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
email password isn't the same as twitter password i guess he's not completely stupid

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
nice password shitlord

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

anyway

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

yeah thing about certain weird twitter zones is how they're populated with p cool kinda funny & charismatic people who in time reveal personality traits & behaviors that are maladaptive and weird and gross?

that sounds super judgey but i just mean that watching drama play out like that makes me waaay uncomfy

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@fairyocarina aimee / moewytchdog sexually assaulted multiple people don't be mad at me for pointing it out

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ô_o

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

elmo otm

max, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

GENERAL GANDHI ‏@Bro_Pair
It is a strange world where the forums mod with the blue dragon tattoo & interesting opinions about Africa is slain by Al Qaeda in Benghazi

woodmuffin ‏@woodmuffin
@Bro_Pair being gunned down by terrorists is the coolest and best thing a SA mod will ever do

GENERAL GANDHI ‏@Bro_Pair
@woodmuffin wrong. Moonshine was a mod and he got jacked off on a hayride by a mentally retarded woman

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol weird twitter nudes scandal, is nothing sacred

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah wow, twitter fites

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

anime rapists vs racist transphobes apparently

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

my only question is where does dril fall

all of those dudes with anime avatars/attempts at making SERIOUS POINTS between all the dumb twitter joeks are pretty tedious imo

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

(i dunno anything about SA though ftr besides the smash mouth eggs thing)

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

it was kind of like this http://www.tehposts.com/

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

trying to read a complicated twitter fight or conversation between multiple people is nearly impossible

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

ok grandad

caek, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

wheres my glasses

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/dril_replies

乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

wint ‏@dril
lets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tract
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12h TimKania ‏@TimKania
@dril Nice try *Almighty God presses the 'smite' button on His MacBook, @dril shrivels up to a small grey turd, lighting strikes turd. Dust

乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

SA mods are pretty much universally disturbed people

frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

all day today I was thinking COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

"do you want something to drink"
"homer i dont drink anymore"
"homer i dont eat or drink anymore"
"homer we have to leave right now"

http://i.imgur.com/KxhYX.gif

Everything You Like Sucks, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link


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