why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

a whole apple? she is truly too kind

FIVE apples

must have emptied out the entire orchard

bet there's an apple around somewhere with her false teeth still stuck in them

That sign is odious but for some reason, "THE poor people" makes it even worse than if it just said "poor people."

Which would still be bad, don't get me wrong.

my favorite part about goldbugs is how they think that metals prized for their visual properties are exempt as "fiat currency"

visual malleable non-reactive & rare (but not too rare) properties tbf.

recall a story abt the dakota gold rush where when europeans first showed up there was just nugs of gold lying around on the ground, pretty soon the local indians were wondering wtf it is w these rocks that make white people so crazy

those arrows make it look like the chart is bleeding

...and maybe it is

once 'fiat currency' was introduced the countries started bleeding out their liberty and freedom

otm

sure the economies did okay but is that really worth it without the security of knowing that you can always trade paper for rocks

scissors beats paper though

hold on though, rocks beat scissors! the FIAT CURRENCY LIE REVEALED!!!

Oh man, have we had this one yet?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/63270_618414048176009_886263682_n.jpg

Seriously, you've gotta be kidding.

believe it or not, that's actually the second verse of buffalo soldier

first draft of his song tentatively titled Woman, Cry

three little birds is about choosing between three girls

http://www.galleryoftattoosnow.com/HighStreetTattooSouthHOSTED/images/gallery/medium/Marley%20(960x1280).jpg

ricky jahvaise

I went to the party and remembered what you said. You asked me not to drink alcohol, so I drank a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, as you said I should feel. You said I should not drink and drive, contrary to what some friends told me. I made a healthy choice and your advice was correct, as it always is.

When the party finally ended, people began to drive without being able to do so properly. I went to my car with the certainty that I would return home in peace. I never imagined what awaited me, Mom. Now I'm lying in the street and I hear the policeman say: "The kid that caused this accident was drunk". Mom, his voice seems so distant. My blood is spilled everywhere and I'm trying with all my might not to moan. I can hear the doctors say, "This girl is going to die". I have the certainty that the young man, who ran at full speed, decided to drink and drive, and now I have to die.

Why do people do this, Mom, knowing that this is going to ruin many lives? The pain is cutting me like a hundred knives. Tell my sister not to cry, tell Daddy to be strong. And when I go to Heaven, I'll be watching for you all. Someone should have taught that boy that it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents would have told him that, I would not be dying now. My breath is getting weaker, more and more. Mom, these are my last moments and I feel so desperate. I wish I could hug you Mom, while I'm lying here dying. I wish I could tell you how much I love you, Mom. So... I... love... you... goodbye... "

~ These words were written by a reporter who witnessed the accident. The girl, as she died, was saying these words and the reporter wrote them down... very overwhelmed. The journalist started this campaign, if you read this note, please click "share", so more people can be aware. Therefore, I ask one small gesture, send it to your friends, family and loved ones.

pretty articulate for somebody who's been run over

notice the remnants of the original bad poem underlying those quote by the way

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576197_346094918830452_1104127115_n.jpg

xpost, yeah is this supposed to rhyme or something?

I went to the party and remembered what you said
You asked me not to drink alcohol, so I drank a Sprite instead
Why do people do this, Mom, knowing that this is going to ruin many lives?
The pain is cutting me like a hundred knives

(Chorus: Dido)
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why...

haha

how am i supposed to send this shit out?

Oh man... fuck's sake...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/484977_385847561522742_184740313_n.jpg

If somebody ever sent me that I'd order a drone strike on them.

can someone repost the "poem from an aborted fetus", I think they may have the same writer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-kykDYQw0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-kykDYQw0

The sentiment and artwork of the "disturbed people" thing reminds me of "funny" greeting cards from the 70s and 80s.

ha yes def passe aesthetic/voice operating there

xxpost dog latin i was just saying in the yelp thread ppl who think that ordering a steak or liking mmmBACON! makes them some kind of mighty hunter are the most disgusting of savages

xxx xxxxxx shared Occupy Bacon's photo.
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/482576_435640409845222_1533837368_n.jpg

wow

important macro for all those Facebook sex pests out there.

xkcd has really gotten lazy lately

I went to the party and remembered what you said
You asked me not to drink alcohol, so I drank a Sprite instead
Why do people do this, Mom, knowing that this is going to ruin many lives?
The pain is cutting me like a hundred knives

(Chorus: Dido)
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why...

I was getting a "Last Kiss" vibe from this.

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522540_10151509769326648_1484687891_n.jpg

just say neigh

the best part is the series of ppl posting "it's sooooooo true" on it

like... yes it is, but it's not nearly as profound a point as you are making it out to be

Are we hypothetically saving the horse with horseshoe nail jewelry

also that's not how ellipses work

a comment posted on that picture:

wish I could save them and all other furkids!

Could do a whole exhibition on misused ellipses in FB and other internet image macros.....................................................................

why fight for the horses?............. when you could be a buffalo soldier...............