why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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can someone repost the "poem from an aborted fetus", I think they may have the same writer

frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-kykDYQw0

emil.y, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-kykDYQw0

emil.y, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

The sentiment and artwork of the "disturbed people" thing reminds me of "funny" greeting cards from the 70s and 80s.

carl agatha, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

ha yes def passe aesthetic/voice operating there

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost dog latin i was just saying in the yelp thread ppl who think that ordering a steak or liking mmmBACON! makes them some kind of mighty hunter are the most disgusting of savages

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

xxx xxxxxx shared Occupy Bacon's photo.
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/482576_435640409845222_1533837368_n.jpg

DavidM, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

wow

Neil S, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

important macro for all those Facebook sex pests out there.

Neil S, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

xkcd has really gotten lazy lately

frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

I went to the party and remembered what you said
You asked me not to drink alcohol, so I drank a Sprite instead
Why do people do this, Mom, knowing that this is going to ruin many lives?
The pain is cutting me like a hundred knives

(Chorus: Dido)
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why...

I was getting a "Last Kiss" vibe from this.

nickn, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

just say neigh

frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

the best part is the series of ppl posting "it's sooooooo true" on it

like... yes it is, but it's not nearly as profound a point as you are making it out to be

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Are we hypothetically saving the horse with horseshoe nail jewelry

also that's not how ellipses work

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

a comment posted on that picture:

wish I could save them and all other furkids!

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

Could do a whole exhibition on misused ellipses in FB and other internet image macros.....................................................................

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

why fight for the horses?............. when you could be a buffalo soldier...............

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Neigh Woman, Neigh Cry

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

is that a horsemeat thing? srs question

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

vaguely? it seems mostly to be a "ppl who appear to be romantically attached to horses" thing

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's a universal message that anypony can understand

C: (crüt), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

in retrospect we all really should've been able to tell there was neon pony meat mixed into our burgers

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

save a couple of horses and you can make a nice coat

or is that not what we're talking about

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

take it to the beyonce thread

C: (crüt), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

i don't see how stealing horses' shoes to make jewellery is helping them

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522540_10151509769326648_1484687891_n.jpg

OH MAN, THIS IS LIKE THAT GODDAMN STARFISH STORY, EXCEPT WITH HORSES

i'm dying, i can't with this

looool

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

A young girl was walking along a beach upon which thousands of horses had been washed up during a terrible storm. When she came to each horse, she would pick it up, and throw it back into the ocean. People watched her with amusement.

She had been doing this for some time when a man approached her and said, “Little girl, why are you doing this? Look at this beach! You can’t save all these horses. You can’t begin to make a difference!”

The girl seemed crushed, suddenly deflated. But after a few moments, she bent down, picked up another horse, and hurled it as far as she could into the ocean. Then she looked up at the man and replied,

“Well, I made a difference to that one!”

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

amazing

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

loooooooool

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/542748_375702409203853_1752333959_n.jpg

Buddha was famous for shooting first and asking questions later.

dog latin, Friday, 8 March 2013 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/601607_546037492107411_1817510870_n.jpg

International Women's Day also a great day for horrible macros apparently.

Neil S, Friday, 8 March 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

That kid is way too old to talk like a babby.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

or ask about nazi salutes.

Mark G, Friday, 8 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

You're never too old to get interested in National Socialism tbf.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

Can anyone find an unapologetic "I do what i want!" macro?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Mom, why that sign?

C: (crüt), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/thumbsuposama.gif

Mom, why that sign?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

"Mom, why that toga?"

nickn, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

thank you, Drunken Katniss

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

it's true, one thinks of the many failed businesses that went bust because they tried to appeal to too many people

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

A small slice of the comments on that drunken katniss pic:

Lynnie-Ann English who is this?
2 hours ago · Like

Robbie Tootle I thought Dr. King said this quote? Maybe I'm wrong..
2 hours ago · Like

Tawsif Elahi Chowdhury Ed Sheeran quoting Bill Cosby
2 hours ago · Like · 1

Susan Jenkins Yep
2 hours ago via mobile · Like

Malcolm S.Fry Bill Cosby said that.
2 hours ago · Like

Scott Simpson Ed Sheeran is a cunt
2 hours ago via mobile · Like · 2

Valerie Mendes I learned that the hard way, and it's not for the light hearted
2 hours ago · Like

Billy Muir Please God(Jehovah, YHWH, I AM etc).
about an hour ago · Like

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Curious to hear Valerie Mendes' dark story about how she came to realize the truth about Ed Sheeran

Moodles, Friday, 8 March 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

from the same dude who gifted us with the horse picture:

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/559909_225022474302971_1391147435_n.jpg

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

look at me w my belt buckle and other stuff, what the world needs

lag∞n, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

new wines of greece quoting bill cosby

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

new wines of greece is a cunt

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link


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