Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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I would be more appalled if it was "Give It 2 Me"

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if madonna actually thought "give me all your luvin'" would actually appeal to young ppl

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

actually

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

of course it would - it had m.i.a. (who some older young ppl might be familiar w/) and nicki minaj on it. it's the rubio gambit. plus her daughter's a ting tings fan which explained alot about that single to me.

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

i literally never knew "i'll remember" was by madonna

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SSSLEOy.jpg

(TIE) 44. "WHITE HEAT" from True Blue (1986) [7 votes, 161 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

FUCK YES

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

yes! one of the album cuts i voted for

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

I always felt that this should have been a single, it's such a fantastic song

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

didn't make my ballot, but YAY!

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

wow – wasn't expecting this!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

THIS IS A BUST.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

haha

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

I should have put that higher on my ballot, it's really one of my favorite songs by her

although then again so is everything else on my ballot

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

and yes, I did sing along with the song and hold up the True Blue album cover while shouting "THIS IS MY BUST"

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

glad this made it. literally hadn't listened to it since i was 12 and always thought 'this is a bust' was referring to the pointy bra. well it did in my head anyway.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

xp ha

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

omg I love this so much. The chorus is so TUFF, huge hook, I love it.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

Madge/Police Academy crossover?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

"And we went for it; I went for it. Treated him like a kid brother."

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

I never did my Madonna fandom origin story on the other thread, so here's a short version: my sister and I's frequent babysitter at the time was always playing TB and "White Heat" seemed to be a fave of hers. She even choreographed a dance to it which my sister definitely participated in. I can't remember if actually did, but I certainly hope so.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

here's my Madonna fandom origin story:

- young DJP sees the video for "Borderline", thinks "oh this is catchy, I like this"
- young DJP sees the video for "Burnin' Up", thinks "holy shit, this must be puberty"
- young DJP sees the video for "Lucky Star", thinks "yup, this is definitely puberty"

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Do remember hearing "Papa Don't Preach" before the babysitter thing (since I remember recognizing the song when she played it), but that was definitely my first Madonna song.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Mine:

Family took a vacation to Cocoa Beach to see a shuttle launch in 1985 and I had a boombox and ridiculously oversized headphones with me in the back seat, and I must have heard "Into the Groove" 50 times during that trip. That made a fan of that song, of her, and the art of catching a song on the radio WHILE you have a blank tape in the tape deck.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

haha I went back and looked at my ballot and I had "White Heat" at #3

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

A social studies teacher tried to convince my grade 10 class that "Into The Groove" is about masturbation.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

(Sounds like my ninth-grade English teach who couldn't stop talked about Frankie's "Relax.")

your fretless ways (Eazy), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

Mine:

Memorial Day weekend 1985: in the back seat while Mom and little sister sang "Into The Groove," me resisting the temptation to join them because - I"m not sure! I was embarrassed to be a boy who liked Madonna?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lfY33Mj.jpg

(TIE) 44. "SECRET GARDEN" from Erotica (1992) [7 votes, 161 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

YES!

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

WOO!

(the highest ranking "deep cut" on my ballot)

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

jesus that pic

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

brb

balls, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

YES

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

woah she has a bit of the look of beyonce in that image.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

She had more looks during the Erotica cycle than any other, I believe.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

I was "into" Madonna from the first singles, but I didn't realize my fandom until I insisted that my parents get me satin sheets for my new waterbed because of the lyrics of "Dress You Up" (lol Florida in 1985)

Euler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

okay that's amazing

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

then your parents got you KFC because of the lyrics of "Where Life Begins"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Woo! I had both of of White Heat and Secret Garden, it feels good to be making a difference.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

1. Sometime in the mid-80s, I heard either Lucky Star or Holiday in a Wisconsin roller rink owned by one of my mom’s friends from high school.
2. In 1987 or so, I was in our local Sam Goody. I was looking a hair metal cassettes, probably Motley Crue. Two teenage boys stop near me and start having a conversation about the new Madonna album, I can’t remember if it was True Blue or You Can Dance. I leave without any Madonna, because she’s a girl, but I am intrigued.
3. The Like a Prayer-era. Watch an hour of MTV every morning. Title track completely inescapable. Dislike Express Yourself though, which wears me down. Eventually she comes back with Cherish, which I really like. Still secretly though, because I am afraid of girls.
4. Dick Tracy: Vogue and Hanky Panky put me completely off of Madonna for a long time.
5. 1999: William Orbit connection (because I've confused him with Orbital) to Ray of Light prompts me to check out that album as well as her classic 80s stuff.
6. 2000: someone tries to awkwardly seduce me with a mix CD compiled from Erotica and Bedtime Stories. Sold.

how's life, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

i don't even know the first madonna song i heard (maybe "rain" or even "i'll remember"? they played the shit out of those on the adult alternative stations my mom listened to)

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I was one of the late votes for "Die Another Day". I'd never really given it a try until lex went on about it on some thread a while back, & I fell for it right way. great vid too.

Euler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

I keep relistening to "I'll Remember" today. That sequenced synth and the bottom end are so deliciously warm.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

her being a girl never occurred to me as a reason not to be a fan, but girls dressing like her circa Like a Virgin definitely solidified my fandom

Euler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

my madonna story is i downloaded a bunch of madonna albums this must be the "cheapening" i've heard so much about

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

first time i was conscious of "oh this is madonna i'm listening to" was definitely "take a bow"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Xs5cZaa.jpg

43. "WAITING" from Erotica (1992) [8 votes, 189 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

her being a girl never occurred to me as a reason not to be a fan, but girls dressing like her circa Like a Virgin definitely solidified my fandom

― Euler, Thursday, March 7, 2013 1:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I started a thread once about my early-life issues surrounding female musicians.

how's life, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

:D

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link


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