why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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___________ shared LGBT Equality World Wide's photo.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/184102_437875466291397_1790069211_n.jpg

Je55e, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

AWKWARD

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

a blow bravely struck for LGBT equality

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Girls, your last name can stay with you forever.
Just don't change it.
ffs

carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

only One Jeans

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

the voice of that one is p appealing

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

instead they become Buddies.

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, but...

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend were grammatically correct like me?".

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

kinda lol at the festival poster tbh

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

One Jeans, one heart. Let's get together and feel all right.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

"Your friend's cousin is apparently in this band" and "he went to your college you're pretty sure" are kinda ilx-worthy. I can imagine Noodle Vague writing this poster.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

"The Lumineers"

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

the weird thing is if i did a UK version of that poster it wdn't be noticeably different

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

i'd bet money on That Band Your Friend Really Wants To See being shit tho

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend were grammatically correct like me?".

Maybe...if you're being a pedantic idiot you should definitely be saying "...like I?" though.

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

irregardless the answer is 'no'

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

i like the festival poster, that's what every dumb music fest makes me feel like tbqf

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

'irregardless' is not a word.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

p sure that's the joke

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

lol

caek, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

Kendrick Lamar

carl agatha, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, not that Buddha, the festival poster.

carl agatha, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

TS: Lucky Money Buddha vs. Dog Buddha

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 10 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol that musicfest poster is A+ imo

Roz, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/27/leash-hand-1.jpg

Roz, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

..:D

Who would go to a mall for shopping

ledge, Sunday, 10 March 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

Now that Reader's Digest has faded from the scene, Facebook macros take up the slack.

Aimless, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

took me a while to realize those weren't veronicas lyrics

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

sexi backstabbing

lag∞n, Sunday, 10 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

pssht says THE MORMON

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

Hah i'm going to pretend that's something other than a knife in the back-stabbing photo.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 March 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

And one day, and that day may never come, the angels will ask a favor of you.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

*passes it along, gets rewarded with a pair of (big) angelic nuts*
aw thanks god

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

drop everything and share it

lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

(Is it just me, or is that "share it" a different (size) font?

Mark G, Monday, 11 March 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

"drop everything and share it"

yeah cos presumably you were in the middle of some important Facebook stuff

silly word combination (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

That one works best if you read it in a monotone.

no wave is a lie (Matt #2), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

pssstttt,

dog latin, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.alphamom.com/legacy/smackdown/psssssst.jpg

carl agatha, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

It's common to see commas abused, but this person wanted to try interesting stuff with periods, instead.

Je55e, Monday, 11 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link


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