why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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pssht says THE MORMON

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

Hah i'm going to pretend that's something other than a knife in the back-stabbing photo.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 March 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

And one day, and that day may never come, the angels will ask a favor of you.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

*passes it along, gets rewarded with a pair of (big) angelic nuts*
aw thanks god

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

drop everything and share it

lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

(Is it just me, or is that "share it" a different (size) font?

Mark G, Monday, 11 March 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

"drop everything and share it"

yeah cos presumably you were in the middle of some important Facebook stuff

silly word combination (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

That one works best if you read it in a monotone.

no wave is a lie (Matt #2), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

pssstttt,

dog latin, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.alphamom.com/legacy/smackdown/psssssst.jpg

carl agatha, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

It's common to see commas abused, but this person wanted to try interesting stuff with periods, instead.

Je55e, Monday, 11 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

12/12

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

no one is happy because its too much trouble

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

"TributetoStephenCovey" do I want to find out who this person is?

Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

by Marc

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

"The only person you should compare to is yourself before now."

That's a terrible sentence. Marc should be ashamed of himself.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

"TributetoStephenCovey" do I want to find out who this person is?

― Neil S, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:36 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol its the guy who wrote 7 habits of highly effective people

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

actually "flow experiences" (ahem) are great fuiud

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

flow is almost certainly a reference to this shit

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm101742266/flow-psychology-optimal-experience-mihaly-csikszent-paperback-cover-art.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

being in the flow zone is cool, draining 3s and whatnot, clinging to create increased flow experience is most certainly not a recipe for happiness

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

u shd all practice spirituality

Or religion. Or some shit like that, I dunno

flow psychology is actually some cool posi stuff, fuck all to do with highly effective business drones imo

silly word combination (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

the smoking cessation study i participated in back in december was actually a study on the effect of a "positive psychology" counseling model on quitting success, so i'm familiar with a lot of those 12 happiness things because we went over them in session & i had daily exercises to perform related to them. so, yeah, it's wicked mad corny but idk i haven't had a cigarette in about 3 months partly because of that corny stuff sooooo

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

if were gonna get all srs abt this many of the suggestions on the list are totally reasonable and good its just starting from a point of total humorless needy listiness p much renders them inoperative

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

remember to be in the flow oh shit is not working whats my coping strategy i need optimism this is gonna turn out okay right

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

I can't open this thread to check because it crashes my browser, but did one of you make this?

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/302508_165583026929868_172907751_n.jpg

how's life, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

Bob looks different from how I remember him

Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

12 Things Great Rastafarians Do Differently

#1. Iron like a lion in Zion

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

if were gonna get all srs abt this many of the suggestions on the list are totally reasonable and good its just starting from a point of total humorless needy listiness p much renders them inoperative

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:28 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Totally, except for the terrible construction of 3(a) and the bullshit about the practice of spirituality/religion as necessary for happiness, which fuck you Marc.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/225912_467305186624597_1055413114_n.jpg

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lionly guy just thinking baout things

― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

that's all-time

Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

ya lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

pretty much think of it every time i see anything related to lions at this point

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still stuck on 'enjoying the joy'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

i want to make one of these with a zoobilee zoo character. or maybe the chicken lady.

abanana, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

You think I'm being cold?
Put your eyeball close to this candle.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

You think I'm being cold?
Put your eyeball close to this candle.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL lols

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

If you love me?
Say it.
If you trust me?
Do it.
If you want me?
Show it.
If you need me?
Prove it.

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

work it make it do it etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

ie cue yeezy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link


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