why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

you think she's kidding but she really is raising a lighter

I totally am

i kind of imagine vg just walking around with lighter raised throughout her daily life

I am also singing the rest of the song now

xpost aw that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said, thanx mookie

NEVER
- Make readable graphics
- Use a proper font
- Put your text in the middle of the picture

-Surrender

Onimo so glad you posted that, i nearly forgot to breath.

breathe, even

(pushes through the crowd)

Stand back! I know artificial respiration!

(sees Adam, breathing away like gangbusters. walks away muttering)

Never forget to maintain your eyebrows on your face.

I dont mean trimming them or anything, i just mean locate them in the correct vertical area.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bmfa8jLw1rublfmo1_500.jpg

I don't often defriend people, even if I don't really know them as I run a club night and it's good to let people know about shows, but fuck anyone coming if they're gonna post this shit...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535562_506488729403321_2142237761_n.jpg

would be a good pr move for Britain if that were true.

that actually sounds great

grover norquist baby

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg

we have achieved the singularity

looks like starbucks

http://i.imgur.com/VHLAPEU.png

otm

Raised fist not the first gesture I wd associate with white power tbh

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/625515_4665418595864_1969144597_n.jpg

like a festive font salad

its true, drunken assholes would never tell anyone who isn't one of their best friends to drink themselves into the hospital

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg

And I bet you're
going to tell me it's ironic
only one of these
ooks like a Northern Soul patch.

White Power merit badge really could use a bit of sprucing up.

Wow whoever made that is a racist AND a mind-reader!

lololol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg

outstanding blackmail

Hang on, you're hedging your bets a bit by copying and pasting that on here, no?

What if your relationship with god is kinda complicated atm and you'd prefer to work it out with god in private?

If only Jesus had had a Facebook account

You can do whatever you want with your privates, facebookers are taking the Love God challenge wide and public.

just in case

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg

btw, this pledge by Jesus would seem to leave the apostle Peter out of heaven, because Peter denied his Lord three times when his faith was most severely tested, but how then to explain that Peter is the rock on which Jesus chose to build his church?

Everyone who goes to church going to hell lol

...No shame!

I keep trying but I can't copy and paste those words. I guess I'm going to hell.

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Kate Nash

Words to live by, because they achieve such wonderful results.

it's interesting to see how many of these life advice macros basically boil down to "be an asshole"

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482289_10151307805391479_1131621260_n.jpg

The one about what? THE ONE ABOUT WHAT??!?!?

exactly

wtf who whispers jokes directly into someone's ears?

boil down to "be an asshole"

it's just that being thoughtful, helpful, kind and compassionate takes social skill that a lot of people lack, but being an asshole is within everyone's reach.

...the dog that climbed inside another dog through it's ear

"The One About"

something about this makes me ill at ease

http://www.business-clipart.com/business_clipart_images/red_cartoon_number_1_smiling_and_walking_with_a_breifcase_0521-1004-3015-1200_SMU.jpg