breathe, even
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
(pushes through the crowd)
Stand back! I know artificial respiration!
(sees Adam, breathing away like gangbusters. walks away muttering)
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Never forget to maintain your eyebrows on your face.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
I dont mean trimming them or anything, i just mean locate them in the correct vertical area.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bmfa8jLw1rublfmo1_500.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
I don't often defriend people, even if I don't really know them as I run a club night and it's good to let people know about shows, but fuck anyone coming if they're gonna post this shit...https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535562_506488729403321_2142237761_n.jpg
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
would be a good pr move for Britain if that were true.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
that actually sounds great
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 15 March 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
grover norquist baby
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 March 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg
we have achieved the singularity
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
looks like starbucks
― abanana, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VHLAPEU.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― Neil S, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
Raised fist not the first gesture I wd associate with white power tbh
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/625515_4665418595864_1969144597_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
like a festive font salad
― Moodles, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
its true, drunken assholes would never tell anyone who isn't one of their best friends to drink themselves into the hospital
― frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
And I bet you're going to tell me it's ironic only one of these ooks like a Northern Soul patch.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
White Power merit badge really could use a bit of sprucing up.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
Wow whoever made that is a racist AND a mind-reader!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
lololol
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
outstanding blackmail
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
Hang on, you're hedging your bets a bit by copying and pasting that on here, no?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
What if your relationship with god is kinda complicated atm and you'd prefer to work it out with god in private?
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
If only Jesus had had a Facebook account
― Neil S, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
You can do whatever you want with your privates, facebookers are taking the Love God challenge wide and public.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
just in case
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
btw, this pledge by Jesus would seem to leave the apostle Peter out of heaven, because Peter denied his Lord three times when his faith was most severely tested, but how then to explain that Peter is the rock on which Jesus chose to build his church?
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Everyone who goes to church going to hell lol
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
...No shame!
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
I keep trying but I can't copy and paste those words. I guess I'm going to hell.
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
<a href="http://imgur.com/dM221pf"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/dM221pf.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>
Kate Nash
― lana's always crying, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Words to live by, because they achieve such wonderful results.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
it's interesting to see how many of these life advice macros basically boil down to "be an asshole"
― Moodles, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482289_10151307805391479_1131621260_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
The one about what? THE ONE ABOUT WHAT??!?!?
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
exactly
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
wtf who whispers jokes directly into someone's ears?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
boil down to "be an asshole"
it's just that being thoughtful, helpful, kind and compassionate takes social skill that a lot of people lack, but being an asshole is within everyone's reach.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
...the dog that climbed inside another dog through it's ear
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
"The One About"
something about this makes me ill at ease
― caek, Friday, 15 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.business-clipart.com/business_clipart_images/red_cartoon_number_1_smiling_and_walking_with_a_breifcase_0521-1004-3015-1200_SMU.jpg
― C: (crüt), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Haha I like it. I imagine that is exactly the type of joke a dog would craft.
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lBqwpeB.png
successify.net
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5713_571762762842985_322374984_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
son i knew you were gay before you did, owned
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
I Love My Gay Son When He Picks Up The Groceries!
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
PPS I've been listening in on your phone conversations since you were ten. Deal.
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.gmanreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/American-Beauty-Chris-Cooper.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link