why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

otm

Raised fist not the first gesture I wd associate with white power tbh

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/625515_4665418595864_1969144597_n.jpg

like a festive font salad

its true, drunken assholes would never tell anyone who isn't one of their best friends to drink themselves into the hospital

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg

And I bet you're
going to tell me it's ironic
only one of these
ooks like a Northern Soul patch.

White Power merit badge really could use a bit of sprucing up.

Wow whoever made that is a racist AND a mind-reader!

lololol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg

outstanding blackmail

Hang on, you're hedging your bets a bit by copying and pasting that on here, no?

What if your relationship with god is kinda complicated atm and you'd prefer to work it out with god in private?

If only Jesus had had a Facebook account

You can do whatever you want with your privates, facebookers are taking the Love God challenge wide and public.

just in case

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg

btw, this pledge by Jesus would seem to leave the apostle Peter out of heaven, because Peter denied his Lord three times when his faith was most severely tested, but how then to explain that Peter is the rock on which Jesus chose to build his church?

Everyone who goes to church going to hell lol

...No shame!

I keep trying but I can't copy and paste those words. I guess I'm going to hell.

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Kate Nash

Words to live by, because they achieve such wonderful results.

it's interesting to see how many of these life advice macros basically boil down to "be an asshole"

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482289_10151307805391479_1131621260_n.jpg

The one about what? THE ONE ABOUT WHAT??!?!?

exactly

wtf who whispers jokes directly into someone's ears?

boil down to "be an asshole"

it's just that being thoughtful, helpful, kind and compassionate takes social skill that a lot of people lack, but being an asshole is within everyone's reach.

...the dog that climbed inside another dog through it's ear

"The One About"

something about this makes me ill at ease

http://www.business-clipart.com/business_clipart_images/red_cartoon_number_1_smiling_and_walking_with_a_breifcase_0521-1004-3015-1200_SMU.jpg

Haha I like it. I imagine that is exactly the type of joke a dog would craft.

http://i.imgur.com/lBqwpeB.png

successify.net

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5713_571762762842985_322374984_n.jpg

son i knew you were gay before you did, owned

LOL

I Love My Gay Son When He Picks Up The Groceries!

PPS I've been listening in on your phone conversations since you were ten. Deal.

http://www.gmanreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/American-Beauty-Chris-Cooper.jpg

"I overheard your phone conversation with Mike and I want you know that I've performed many of those acts on your mother and we wondered if you two would like to come to a key party with us next Saturday."

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/156048_369774093137064_196136178_n.jpg

lol

...OR THEY ALL GET IT

fuc siblings

"I have 2 of your siblings, and am in talks to acquire 3 more."

you can have mine for a pittance

some of these seem just designed to throw people into a panic of clicking in case something bad is about to happen

If I don't post within three seconds, does that mean I don't have a brother anymore?

:-(

Although in truth we never really got on so well maybe its for the best

http://i.imgur.com/gK8J5RK.jpg

the disney princess way of saying 'wake up, sheeple!"