why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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son i knew you were gay before you did, owned

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

I Love My Gay Son When He Picks Up The Groceries!

Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

PPS I've been listening in on your phone conversations since you were ten. Deal.

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

"I overheard your phone conversation with Mike and I want you know that I've performed many of those acts on your mother and we wondered if you two would like to come to a key party with us next Saturday."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

...OR THEY ALL GET IT

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

fuc siblings

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

"I have 2 of your siblings, and am in talks to acquire 3 more."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

you can have mine for a pittance

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

some of these seem just designed to throw people into a panic of clicking in case something bad is about to happen

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

If I don't post within three seconds, does that mean I don't have a brother anymore?

:-(

Although in truth we never really got on so well maybe its for the best

http://i.imgur.com/gK8J5RK.jpg

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

the disney princess way of saying 'wake up, sheeple!"

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

advices

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

DB BYB FYH LOL RTB BP

Mordy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

lol Mordy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

"remember to breath"

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

simple advices for you my friends, remember to breath

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

use terrible fonts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

sb'd u Casino

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

HOW DARE YOU

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

hahahah

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

hahaaha the graduation song

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

I helped create some autoplay cd for yearbook that played a photo montage and of course it had to have that over it.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

but we used some ultra ridiculous 10 minute remix.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

Why are the Polaroids hanging to dry as if the developing chemicals aren't encapsulated?

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

On March 21, 2012, Nickelodeon named Vitamin C as VP of Music. She will oversee all music for Nickelodeon and its sister cable channels, as well as A&R and management of Nickelodeon artists.

I hope their corporate roster actually says "VP of Music - Vitamin C"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Hah "Graduation Song" I mentioned that to some younger friends a few weeks ago and nobody had ever heard it. I almost thought it was a figment of my imagination.

In a way, it sort of is ground zero for macros.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

woah: In 1988, Vitamin C made her screen debut under her real name "Colleen Fitzpatrick" in the John Waters feature film Hairspray as Amber Von Tussle, the bratty on screen daughter of co-stars Debbie Harry and Sonny Bono.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

that sunscreen song is especially insufferable as I was part of the high school class of '99

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

watched an Eve's Plum video - not the worst Throwing Muses rip-off I've heard

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, I forgot Hairspray has an Amber..

Mark G, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

look I'm not taking the SAT's, I don't care what shenangigans you try to pull

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

what is a word that is on first

Mordy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

if a word is travelling at 25mph heading west, and 3 words alight and then 2 words disembark...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yUYl7.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

boom, deal w it kid

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

O_O

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ kid, irl

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

I have a third wolf

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link


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