Jeremy Clarkson's "The World According To Clarkson" is one of Penguin's "best books of its kind to be published in recent years"

the bush remark was a piss take of the republican's "time for a war" and all that

oic

you don't like bush?

BUM CHUMS?

can we just have one thread where all the bitching about one poster is done by stevie nixed, abbott and tuomas?

-- blueski, Friday, October 5, 2007 6:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

I hate it when Dom starts inevitable threads.

It's a common euphimism in the UK. It means they 'bum' each other.
That is, have anal sex in the manner of homosexuals.

you don't like bum chums?

I am going to burn every single Penguin book I have in the house now.

dude that is a major fire hazard

Good point, I'll do it in the back yard. Get a couple of "comedy" max r crosses burning while I'm on.

Yeah, it's like Butt Buddies, but if Lord Mayor Topham Hat said it. That's whatfor the all caps and the q-mark: "Sir Topham Hat, why are you being so cheeky?" But I didn't want to say that because no one is hated more than an incorrigible bi-dialect punner. I am okay with buttsecks havers of all gender! :D

hell of xps

it's kind of usually meant as homophobic guyz :/

That's not so good!

Godwin's 2nd Law states that if somebody calls you on it, you were being ironic.

Don't know about that one, either!

Every time I see the three of them taking the piss out of each other it reminds me of an ad for "WKD". Especially last night when Clarkson and Hammond were rearraning the letters on May's car so that it read "Kevin" or something.

* The overuse of science and acronyms in daily life.
* The overuse of science and acronyms in daily life.
* The overuse of science and acronyms in daily life.

Clarkson is an anti-intellectual of the highest order. Whilst he does claim to be a big fan of engineering, he's obviously not a big fan of actually understanding how things work...

Sir Topham Hat, why are you being so cheeky?

I really can't imagine Sir Topham Hat saying "bum chums". Even though he's fictional.

Whilst he does claim to be a big fan of engineering, he's obviously not a big fan of actually understanding how things work...

I seem to remember him being a big fan of Brunel, who was a great visionary, but wasn't the first person you'd call if you wanted something that worked first time. I don't think he ever managed to design anything mechanical that was a success.

And a properly good writer when he wants to be).

-- DavidM, Monday, 8 October 2007 13:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

wait...what?

What is wrong with gangs to-day - can't they do anything right?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7130860.stm

I can hear him in my head narrating the whole thing.
Now we'll of course have to put Hammond and May in the same situation and see who comes up with the best solution.

"Gang". LOL.

"There is no evidence that a crime took place and therefore there will be no police action."

What sort of society is it where the writing and publishing of "The World According To Clarkson" is not considered a crime? A sick one, that's what.

see who comes up with the best solution.

Hammond would crash into them at 300mph in a rocket powered hamster wheel. May would bore them to death with a lecture about Meccano.

JC intimidates a "gang" [UK media parlance]
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/picard/32/vader/block2.jpg

Oh, I really want to see that pic...

sonned

Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister...
http://www.petitiononline.com/JC4PM/petition.html

And here's his manifesto "imagined" by Leo McKinstry...oh the hilarity...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505788&in_page_id=1770

i agree with half of those

Oh, hang on, there are 2 petitions, here's the one on the Downing Street website, it's got 29 thousand signatures.
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson/

those motherfuckers all need to be clotheslined

http://pulolesu.game-server.cc/move/move-photo/14-1.gif

"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, MAN, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/1906229171/sr=8-1/qid=1199361395/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=266239&s=books&qid=1199361395&sr=8-1

This is the best book of its kind to be published in recent years. Fuck knows what its kind is though.

Can't seem to post fuckin images.

Ian Holloway's Autobiography

You're joking right, Steve?

I like Clarkson, but prefer AA Gill.

i am indeed, Boyler. of course it is more like two thirds gree hee hee.

it worries a bit me how much i enjoy watching Clarkson race May and Hammond around Europe in a Bugatti. but rest assured i will not let my enjoyment of this influence my political position.

I wish we had an old hardman conservative in the US who was one fifth as entertaining as Clarkson.

I really do.

Clarkson's not that conservative, is he?

(I know I will be flamed for this but srsly)

Well, Clarkson >>>> Nick Griffin, but he stands for something even more insidious and prevalent than the BNP: politically-unscrupulous libertarian smug.

he apparently feels no compulsion to act all cryptic about his retrograde opinions, which might make him seem closest to american religious-right demagogues, but he seems more like kind of a libertarian. botw obviously

He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway. (xp botw)

1. BOTW
38 up, 4 down

Bitch Out The Window. This term refers to a rarely seen maneuver in which a male participates in anal intercourse with a female whom is not well liked in front of or near a window. At the conclusion of intercourse, he opens the window and pushes his partner out.

For added fun, a bullseye can be placed on the ground outside the window by which you can judge accuracy, or perhaps even play cricket.

I really don't like Ewebee, someone should give her a BOTW.

^^^

jez, seeing his annual 'RESULTS DAY' calendar notification, strapping in for a huge day online pic.twitter.com/swcvIqYeLF

— Niamh McIntyre (@niamh_mcintyre) August 15, 2019

he later received an n and a t to display alongside his c and u

Jeremy Clarkson’s daughter has written a book and it looks hellish pic.twitter.com/7gPFrmmvwm

— various jams (@VRSJMS) May 7, 2020

karen clarkson

Can I speak to someone in charge of untimely deaths?

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True fact: at the age of 10, I was in a school performance of The Wind In The Willows with Clarkson. I played Mole to his Toad. We did it semi-improvised. I wore a black polo-necked sweater. He was quite the am-drammer in those days. It's been downhill for us both ever since.

― mike t-diva, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 11:22 (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

‘dear no more page 3’

timely!

tbf, the book came out over three years ago. The fact that this is the first time anyone has noticed it exists points to how successful it was.

soulless eyes like black holes