Who is the ugliest boy band ever?

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The dudes from Icy Hot Stuntaz have scanned through this thread up to this point thinking "Awwww, yeeah!"

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Are Phixx any good Lex?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"This is why you people shouldn't be allowed in the army."

On the contrary I think the threat of reintroducing conscription might at least give them something of substance to think / sing about.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Phixx are very good to look at. I think their first single was decent enough but to be honest I can't remember any of it because the video was so distracting.

Official V site here

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Lower left hand side is my pick.

And mine...that's not the best picture of him.

I don't think they sound like Dodgy - 'Obviously' was quite good! Although the new one is a bit frubbish.

There should be a McFly vs. V thread on ILM, shouldn't there? Perhaps on ILE, as we're not really concerned about the music..

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Well it's quite easy - replace McFly's minging singer with V's gorgeous singer and there you go.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I have done some initial inspections of V and apart from the one what writes for Popjustice they're *all* good looking so they win surely?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

One of them has shaved his head recently though so he's out. I guess the other two are OK, I suppose we can let them in to this boy band collective.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

No the shaved head one looks good!

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Well it's quite easy - replace McFly's minging singer with V's gorgeous singer and there you go.

Well, I have to differ there. I'd go for the tall, slightly cheeky looking one with the wiggly arse. Any boy* who can do that with his arse has something to offer.

*boy meaning 'young man', natch.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Menudo.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never seen V dance! Their last single was a bloody ballad.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

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Hi, we're Colour Me Badd. You may remember our hit song "I Wanna Sex You Up". It may come to surprise you (much like it surprised us) that ladies the world over have never exactly leapt at the opportunity to be sexed up by us. Why ever would they not want us to sex them up?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.toronto.com/feature/478/190.jpg

Wade Robson to Peter Andre: "Are you proud of our offspring, Pete? I know *I* am."

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

There was a short-lived Cdn group called VIP during the boy-band craze. They were all about 40. It was worse than the genetically modified CanCon BoyBand pictured above (B-3 or something???)

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never seen V dance! Their last single was a bloody ballad.

This is the one, Lex...although reading his 'details' makes him look like a bit of a tosspot.. 'hahaha, I love driving around in my car shouting at pedestrians!'. Never mind, he's young, and obviously misguided. He needs taking in hand.

http://www.vofficial.com/uploads/1081344381Markgallery.jpg

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I need no more details than that picture. Mmm!

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39853000/jpg/_39853579_franz_pa.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i saw V on Popworld - 2 of them were absolutely adorable.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.vofficial.com/uploads/1081344381Markgallery.jpg
ha ha doesn't this kid grow up to be DARTH VADER!?!?

― anakin skywalker (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Searching for pictures of V on ask.co.uk brings up this sort of thing:

http://images.picsearch.com/is?618359999967

Its almost as if they don't WANT 30 year old homosexuals perving over them.

Unless this guy's a backing singer, or something.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha doesn't this kid grow up to be DARTH VADER!?!?

(insert pun about helmets here)

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

the rather funny thing about their appearance on popworld was that they got on to the subject of gayness - one of the band members was like "oh no, none of us are gay, of course! gays in a boyband? whatever are you thinking of?!" in a highly ironic way. he wasnt the cutest one tho.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

McFly act really homoerotic. I saw them doing some interview on TV and one of them was fondling another one's nipple.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure it was just cold.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

So they wanted to make each other hot.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

A lesson from history - Freddie & The Dreamers:

http://www.republika.pl/uktop40/obrazki%20b/freddie-and-the-dreamers.jpg

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"Do the Freddie"? No, thank you.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

A lesson from history - Freddie & The Dreamers:

I was going to say have that maybe N Sync is the ugliest but they don't hold a candle next to those guys.

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

At least now we know what Jay Leno did before he became a late-night host.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this stretching the definition of 'boy band' a little?

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Not in the 60's it wasn't. They even made hilarious cameos in films. I forget which ones, though. Possibly ones involving Cliff Richard.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, make that John Leyton and Richard O'Sullivan

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That's George Michael, Kenny G, Snow, and that other guy.

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://jugglerbob.com/Images/TV_photos/Statler.jpg

― darin (darin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Wade Robson to Peter Andre: "Are you proud of our offspring, Pete? I know *I* am."

That's Before Four - an utterly frightening blip on the Canadian pop radar who've since been scooped up by Lou Pearlman and exported/exhiled to Germany.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost-

there was a rather spicy rumor about a member of McFly being a pole-smoker on PopBitch just last week.

― kielbasakonnection (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Forget McFly.
It's quite obvious which is the gay one in V. Isn't it? Is it official?!

― DR SCott, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/504/6205Icy_Hot_Stuntaz.JPG

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.excitementmachine.org/log/garvis.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nyheter.nu/kultur/gertjonnys.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nyheter.nu/kultur/coolcandys.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

While we're here... does anyone know the real story of the Icy Hot Stuntaz?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know their real story but I love that the strategically positioned cars behind them appear to be a Mitsubishi, a GM truck (barely visible) and... uh, a tricked-out Saturn?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Is the gay one in V the one who kissed one of the other bandmembers and also kissed someone from McFly? I think it's the same guy whose picture is upthread.

There's also a gay guy in Phixx but from memory he looked like a boring electroclash star more than anything else.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 2 December 2004 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i think the question is - what member of V is not gay...?

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 2 December 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Which group was Joey Fatone in?

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Which group was Joey Fatone in?

N'Sync.

Before years of media saturation ensured that I never ever forget their names, I knew them as the following:

Blonde Surfer Guy (Justin)
Dready-Shades-What-The-Hell-Am-I-Doing-In-This-Band Guy (Chris)
Ricky Martin Guy (JC)
Too Dorky And Chunky To Be In A Boy Band Guy (Joey)
Guy Who Perpetually Looks Twelve Years Old (Lance)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: V - If everyone had the latest version GAyDaR installed you'd know who he is.
It's not the good looking Geordie pictured.

I actually BOUGHT the first Phixx single. A minor pop classic.
I'm sure I heard David Bowie liked them...

― DR SCott, Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never seen V dance! Their last single was a bloody ballad.
This is the one, Lex...although reading his 'details' makes him look like a bit of a tosspot.. 'hahaha, I love driving around in my car shouting at pedestrians!'. Never mind, he's young, and obviously misguided. He needs taking in hand.

Curiously, Dawn yesterday was saying about a bloke who sped up in the outside lane behind her. When he got to overtake, she looked over and saw the driver waggling his fingers with his thumbs in his ears going "blmmmmbl blmmblm". I'll show her the picture...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/epic/korn/1103_korn_a.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Who are that last lot? Howard Donald's Take That 2002?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

korn?

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

The noise next door.
simply repulsive in every possible way

― Abby (abby mcdonald), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/New%20images/Tributes/Westlife.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

ugh

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Does anybody remember Boyz Unlimited?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

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