OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

Amanda Bynes ‏@AmandaBynes 32m
I want @drake to murder my vagina

always sad when your pre-pubertal crushes grow up to be hot messes

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

;_;

prince stolas is a php script

well, sure

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Saudi Arabia’s top religious cleric has criticized the social media website Twitter, calling it “a council for jokesters” and a place for unjust, incorrect messages.

Haha pretty apt

"For instance," he said "this one guy @boring_as_heck, what a troll."

The Mountain Goats’ Twitter feed is manned by the California folk-rock band’s frontman, John Darnielle. From Siouxsie and the Banshees to Justin Bieber, Darnielle tweets about all things musical.

Read more: http://techland.time.com/2013/03/25/140-best-twitter-feeds-of-2013/slide/the-mountain-goats/#ixzz2OYxEkoae

140? fuck no

hey i just got twitter who should i follow

i don't mean i just "got" twitter, i mean, i just got a new phone

i'm looking at this time list and it looks pretty terrible all around

This parody mash-up of Anthony Bourdain and Ruth Reichl won a James Beard award in humor for brilliantly mixing Reichl’s poeticism and Bourdain’s profanity. The feed tweets about fellow celebrity chefs and “barely legal scallops debauched by onions.”

can you please all go to hell

the very first two people you should follow are @utilitylimb (honoring an alltime great who never tweets anymore) and @dril

I won a James Beard award for brilliantly having a beard on my face

lol i knew enough to get on dril right away

you should read through all of @utilitylimbs tweets theres only 664

sort of a classics scholarly vibe to it then?

i know that # because his last tweet is that he is going to make tweet #666 but then he never did and i noticed that he only had 664 tweets actually.... what happened to the missing tweet????????? i am forever perplexed

prolly then u should do @crushingbort @tricialockwood @woodmuffin @lowenaffchen @digimonotis ... i dunno ... really u should just check anybody who u might want to follow's favstar and take it from there

@katienotopoulos, @fart, @dogboner, @crushingbort, @leyawn, @conortripler, @brendlewhat, @tricialockwood, @degg, @boring_as_heck, those ones are like the best of weird twitter imo, probably leaving some out

i half want to follow all of the #informers on this list and half want to crack my phone over the corner of my desk

xp yeah idk what a favstar is at this point in time

thx tho! will check out

yeah and @lowenaffchen and @woodmuffin, @digimonotis an absolute MUST FOLLOW

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

HIGHLY recommend lots of nutty conservative follows, all the nro types and breitbart types

@PrinceTweets2U

this is not weird twitter afaik, just once it said sex aquarium

just do favstar.fm/users/crushingbort for example

schlump do u follow @robotbook?? i feel like u would vibe to it

lol i have my own recommendations there already

xp re: conservatives

dana loesch

https://twitter.com/embracethecause/status/316240201645182977

thats loesch retweeing btw

fyi my plan for this is to never ever say anything ever

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk man the consensus form of comedy herein makes me feel like the lex. i just want to know what's going on!

@sskylark

https://twitter.com/cher/status/278053444135288833
cher's account crucial, also notable for total television psychic webcam-shot avatar

haha ty for robotbook, 乒乓, it looks fine, & canadian

this is my modified list of accts worth following on time list, most of these are follow-for-the-LOLs anyway

Mia Farrow
WikiLeaks
Pete Souza
Kevin Roose
Betsey Stevenson and Justin Wolfers
Joe Weisenthal
Samuel L. Jackson
Lil B
The Mountain Goats
Cool_Pond
KimKierkegaard
Megan Amram
Rembert Browne
David Itzkoff
Richard Lawson
Joyce Carol Oates
Caity Weaver
Anil Dash
Max Fisher
David Grann
Anna Holmes
Chuck Grassley
Richard Dawkins
Joshua Topolsky

nah youre not going to love weird twitter youre going to love all the weird politics discourse

do you all recommend a 2nd party app for this? or do you roll with the basic twitter-twitter

the iphone twitter app is basically fine for anything you need to do

https://twitter.com/jnglwzrd/status/304690439108325377
https://twitter.com/jnglwzrd/status/308465527569928192

i think i can get down with some weird twitter (already on peanutfreemom)

i feel a little unnerved by the idea of actively having the thoughts of, say, jonah goldberg beamed into something that sits next to my balls

ya I love jongol

i'm still baffled by the fact that favstar is a real thing that people use

https://twitter.com/jonahnro/status/315488016019886081

ok here's a dumm q: when you follow people, do they know it's you? or do they just see a +1 on their number or w/e

they can see a list of their followers, yeah

eh well all right

did u use ur g'ment name? otherwise no fear