why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Hunchback! Hunchback!

powerful, heartwarming story

:D

MY mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment.

Weeds business is tough.

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Related re: I Fucking Love Science - http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/us-news-blog/2013/mar/20/i-love-science-woman-facbook

See if you can guess what happened when ppl found out the scientist behind it is a woman.

SCIENCE GIVES ME A FUCKING BONER

Gaze ye upon the face of SCIENCE:

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or whatever

sorry, I am still back on the "I gave you my eye" story

like that poor saintly abused mom would never had said "SHUT YOUR EVIL LITTLE MOUTH BEFORE I TAKE MY EYE BACK" to that little shit

Love means never saying "you bast"

if she were a true saint she wouldve just constantly reminded him that she gave him her eye and never regretted it for a second as a matter of fact here take the other one its yours thats how much i love you

that eye story is oen of the most fucked up things ever

I refuse to believe the person who wrote that was over the age of 11.

"as a mother, I couldn't bear to watch you grow up without a penis, so I gave you mine"

The moral of the story: no woman, no eye

- Bob Marley

lol. Eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye

Have you ever seen a cornea story etc

Bob was a "pupil" of Jah IIRC.

Eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye

- Ozzy Osborn

If Eye Recall Correctly

A middling part of the nasty person meets saint and is upbraided by saint's goodness genre. The nasty person could be nastier, the saint could be holier.

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what self-respecting person graduates from college but feels totally comfortable OTMing bullshit like this

"I cut open my head and drilled into my skull; there, I found God"

stand up for him no (grey) matter

"Sir, can you see your brain?"

Pulls out chainsaw, cuts off top of skull.

"How about now?"

Mind? No matter.
Matter? Nevermind

----Homer Simpson

that is pretty amazing, tho. object permanence as theological proof, ergo all newborn babies are atheists

and won't stop banging on about it on Facebook

You can show your brain easily enough with an MRI.

Also: no matter"

I am always terrified by the illiteracy of religious cretins.

it's just... willfully dumb

I would honestly expect any halfway intelligent person to look at that and think "that's not even remotely clever and insulting to my beliefs" but instead it's getting "lol how funny, praise God" which I mean I can't even

ya its amazing that anyone would think that could convince someone

lol someone post the pic of Calvin praying by a cross

what's weird about that one is that it's not even attempting to provide a positive reason for believing in god, it's just removing an impediment (poorly, granted). it's like religious belief as cultural inertia.

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"Geek/Nerd girls are the best ♥"

murder is in my ♥

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brb, buying wolf food for smiley

That thing is so superficially makes you think, but if you do think you realise it says anger makes you an angry person and kindness makes you a kind person. Deep.

feel like just feed both wolves theres enough food for everyone

Feed 'em that smug Indian, amirite

"Can you see/touch your brain?"

I could, but I choose not to in the interests of my overall health.

it's been stated before but, man, fucking george takei

I woke up, walked into the living room and saw my parents putting presents under the tree, and then I knew: there is no God.

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man I really thought the earth was a ball of flags gonna have to let this sink in

Ball of conflaggin', that's what the world is today.

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