why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

that is pretty amazing, tho. object permanence as theological proof, ergo all newborn babies are atheists

and won't stop banging on about it on Facebook

You can show your brain easily enough with an MRI.

Also: no matter"

I am always terrified by the illiteracy of religious cretins.

it's just... willfully dumb

I would honestly expect any halfway intelligent person to look at that and think "that's not even remotely clever and insulting to my beliefs" but instead it's getting "lol how funny, praise God" which I mean I can't even

ya its amazing that anyone would think that could convince someone

lol someone post the pic of Calvin praying by a cross

what's weird about that one is that it's not even attempting to provide a positive reason for believing in god, it's just removing an impediment (poorly, granted). it's like religious belief as cultural inertia.

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"Geek/Nerd girls are the best ♥"

murder is in my ♥

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brb, buying wolf food for smiley

That thing is so superficially makes you think, but if you do think you realise it says anger makes you an angry person and kindness makes you a kind person. Deep.

feel like just feed both wolves theres enough food for everyone

Feed 'em that smug Indian, amirite

"Can you see/touch your brain?"

I could, but I choose not to in the interests of my overall health.

it's been stated before but, man, fucking george takei

I woke up, walked into the living room and saw my parents putting presents under the tree, and then I knew: there is no God.

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man I really thought the earth was a ball of flags gonna have to let this sink in

Ball of conflaggin', that's what the world is today.

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derv derv derv

in our souls there are two wolf memes

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what is wrong with these people

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Ten years ago, we had radio stations. Now on the radio we have nikki minaj, no jobs, no hope, no cash.

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rip

rip

nothings happening

shoop

so did they all die or

I've been watching for like 20 minutes

hahahahha

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fuck

u hear the one about the eskimo and the priest

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priest: out of that HIDEOUS fur Cardigan

That facebook macro-priest was full of shit.

Under Dante's schema all the virtuous pagans went to hell, whether or not they had heard the gospel or had lived before Jesus died. They did sidestep the worst tortures of the lower circles of hell, but could not go to purgatory or heaven, at least, after the one-time event called the harrowing of hell, where immediately after his death Jesus rounded up a bunch of Jewish prophets and rescued them from hell.

So, even if the old Innuit pictured above had lived a perfect and blameless life, the original sin of Adam and Eve would have been sufficient ensure him an infinity in hell. Yet another Facebook random user not being up to speed on catholic doctrine shocker!!

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lonely guy, thinking boat things

vg+

Does anybody else hear Roger Whittaker singing that one?

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totes.

hate that guy so much

Under Dante's schema all the virtuous pagans went to hell, whether or not they had heard the gospel or had lived before Jesus died. They did sidestep the worst tortures of the lower circles of hell, but could not go to purgatory or heaven, at least, after the one-time event called the harrowing of hell, where immediately after his death Jesus rounded up a bunch of Jewish prophets and rescued them from hell.

wait, does this mean that Jacob and Noah and Moses and all those other dudes spent several centuries in Hell before being rescued by Jesus?

Also Heaven was mostly empty for the first 4000 years?