jokemen of twitter pay $5 a month to continue to see which of their tweets are most popular
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
are jokemen of twitter weird twitter
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
my understanding of weird twitter was that it had to be unintentional. i guess... NOT
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
yah... theres of course the 5 year old eggs w/ like 1 or 2 tweets ever. and theres diaper twitter and cuckold twitter and idk
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
diaper twitter. cuckold twitter.
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
youre gonna love diaper twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
i dont even know who the heavy hitters of diaper twitter are. youre gonna have to ask one of the jokemen
I stumbled upon hooker twitter once
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm how did that happen hmmm
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
do ppl not like @wolfpupy anymore
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha I forgot. @wolfpupy should be the third person u follow on twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
i really don't ~do~ twitter but i have it set so that 4 or 5 ppl's tweets get sent to me as text messages and @wolfpuppy is one
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
lol thx
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
there is some workaround that people use to see who unfollowed them but i dont think twitter itself tells people when somebody unfollows them
― 乒乓, Monday, March 25, 2013 3:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i use this http://twunfollow.com just cause i uh enjoy knowing things, not because im mad at people for unfollowing me, swear
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
goole you are gonna love twitter so much
― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well this turned out to be true.
― goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
what an amazing time waster
― goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
wolfpupy's comix kinda suck but otherwise i love him
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, March 25, 2013 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol i'm never touching that, it would ruin so many of my days
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
i have attracted a few followers even though i have made no tweets. what is that?
― goole, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
once you start following people this starts to happen.
― markers, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
i have been using twitter incorrectly this entire time.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
some of them are spambots or spamhumans, others possibly ilxors.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
wolf pupy's comics rule
― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7yU1Ixc.png
recent stuff hasn't been good though
― markers, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
I can't cope with most of the weird twitteratti. i usually unfollow anyone who starts tweeting 50+ times a day. I loved reading through those classic tweet comics though, this was a good one:
patrick@tastefactory"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon
I was giggling to myself all day over this old wolfpupy gem:
wolf puppy@wolfpupya frog with hair on and you can brush the hair with a special brush
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/weird-twitter-the-oral-history
probably the best result thats gonna come out of this is all the dudes who are gonna be butthurt they werent asked to participate
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
i thought that article was kind of a mess to read, and this is from someone who's been following that whole scene since its pre-twitter days. i think if i wasn't in the know already it would just be tremendously confusing to read through. which is maybe the point
― ciderpress, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
i am butthurt i wasnt asked to participate
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
they asked a dog boner a cheese god and a cool pond to paritcipate but not a banana smh
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
i invented weird twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1bqb1t/i_am_seinfeld2000_ask_me_any_thing
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
i cant believe dril talked. dont believe in dril anymore
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
damn max subtweeting the hell out of fyad in that article
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
WHY CAN'T WE CALL IT WEIRD TWITTER?
@weedhitler: It's a hell of a lot easier than saying "surrealist narcissists who hate themselves." But it's a really irksome phrase.
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
so utility_limb is really dead? have I asked this before
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
@robdelaney is the pits
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
why wasnt utility limb mentioned more and what happened to him and what the f
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/5/10/enhanced-buzz-25671-1365172756-1.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
i like to think that they tried to reach out to utility limb but the email they got back was just a completely black screen that made them feel alone + bereft of all hope
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
the funniest troll-y thing weird twitter did was imho when they highjacked the hashtag for some bicycle day thing in toronto and made all these claims of police brutality and it turned into this whoe hilarious story and was so funny and im upset and disappointed it wasnt included in the article
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
i was watching the copy machine thing as it was happening and it was extremely tough to hide my convulsive laughter at work
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
I still cannot see this without nearly pissing my pants:
310d hell_homer @hell_homerCarl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much
Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain 1hHave we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco 21m@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy
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Ari MelberVerified account @AriMelber 1 Apr"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault @JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
i enjoyed ur weird tweets
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
the weird tweet game is mad real
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link