OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

are jokemen of twitter weird twitter

my understanding of weird twitter was that it had to be unintentional. i guess... NOT

yah... theres of course the 5 year old eggs w/ like 1 or 2 tweets ever. and theres diaper twitter and cuckold twitter and idk

diaper twitter. cuckold twitter.

youre gonna love diaper twitter

i dont even know who the heavy hitters of diaper twitter are. youre gonna have to ask one of the jokemen

I stumbled upon hooker twitter once

hmmm how did that happen hmmm

lol

do ppl not like @wolfpupy anymore

haha I forgot. @wolfpupy should be the third person u follow on twitter

i really don't ~do~ twitter but i have it set so that 4 or 5 ppl's tweets get sent to me as text messages and @wolfpuppy is one

lol thx

there is some workaround that people use to see who unfollowed them but i dont think twitter itself tells people when somebody unfollows them

― 乒乓, Monday, March 25, 2013 3:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i use this http://twunfollow.com just cause i uh enjoy knowing things, not because im mad at people for unfollowing me, swear

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well this turned out to be true.

what an amazing time waster

wolfpupy's comix kinda suck but otherwise i love him

i use this http://twunfollow.com just cause i uh enjoy knowing things, not because im mad at people for unfollowing me, swear

― lag∞n, Monday, March 25, 2013 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i'm never touching that, it would ruin so many of my days

i have attracted a few followers even though i have made no tweets. what is that?

once you start following people this starts to happen.

i have been using twitter incorrectly this entire time.

some of them are spambots or spamhumans, others possibly ilxors.

wolf pupy's comics rule

http://i.imgur.com/7yU1Ixc.png

recent stuff hasn't been good though

I can't cope with most of the weird twitteratti. i usually unfollow anyone who starts tweeting 50+ times a day. I loved reading through those classic tweet comics though, this was a good one:

patrick
‏@tastefactory
"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

I was giggling to myself all day over this old wolfpupy gem:

wolf puppy
‏@wolfpupy
a frog with hair on and you can brush the hair with a special brush

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/weird-twitter-the-oral-history

probably the best result thats gonna come out of this is all the dudes who are gonna be butthurt they werent asked to participate

i thought that article was kind of a mess to read, and this is from someone who's been following that whole scene since its pre-twitter days. i think if i wasn't in the know already it would just be tremendously confusing to read through. which is maybe the point

i am butthurt i wasnt asked to participate

they asked a dog boner a cheese god and a cool pond to paritcipate but not a banana smh

i invented weird twitter

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1bqb1t/i_am_seinfeld2000_ask_me_any_thing

i cant believe dril talked. dont believe in dril anymore

damn max subtweeting the hell out of fyad in that article

WHY CAN'T WE CALL IT WEIRD TWITTER?

@weedhitler: It's a hell of a lot easier than saying "surrealist narcissists who hate themselves." But it's a really irksome phrase.

lol

so utility_limb is really dead? have I asked this before

@robdelaney is the pits

why wasnt utility limb mentioned more and what happened to him and what the f

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/5/10/enhanced-buzz-25671-1365172756-1.jpg

i like to think that they tried to reach out to utility limb but the email they got back was just a completely black screen that made them feel alone + bereft of all hope

the funniest troll-y thing weird twitter did was imho when they highjacked the hashtag for some bicycle day thing in toronto and made all these claims of police brutality and it turned into this whoe hilarious story and was so funny and im upset and disappointed it wasnt included in the article

i was watching the copy machine thing as it was happening and it was extremely tough to hide my convulsive laughter at work

I still cannot see this without nearly pissing my pants:

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1h
Have we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 21m
@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy

--

Ari MelberVerified account ‏@AriMelber 1 Apr
"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault

@JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read

there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these

i enjoyed ur weird tweets

in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners

the weird tweet game is mad real

did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist