why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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the german high seas fleet was safe at wilhelmshaven
but this was not its purpose

--bob märley

mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

No pussy and no ass or no pussy and bad gas?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

secret poem

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ mookieproof

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 08:13 (eleven years ago) link

puzzled by butt with arrow pointing to it

― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He doesn't want any (business) cards, or (cigarette) butts.

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

jeez guys, his personal demons don't include sex with either gender, gambling, cocaine, pills, or needle-use drugs, but he is a fiend for the ganja (+500)

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

typical of long term homeless ime

typical of long term Canadian ime

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

...

carl agatha, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

infuriating tbh

purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

I get depressed about because of poor resolution JPEGs

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

"about because"

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

u get depressed bcos ur a loser d00d lol

haha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

what's wrong with those "s"es? Maybe they're depressed.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

ty marilyn manson. now i am inspired to go out and be the best me that i can be.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

this giant red "=" sign is getting pretty obnoxious especially since almost everyone I see with it has exactly 0 friends who are anywhere near conservative

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

no one guy has a conservative friend and he was convinced and now he is a communist homosexual so it worked

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

it's replace your profile pic with a bumper sticker day yay

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

but if u give the red square ur full attention and open ur heart to it then it will really speak to u and u will cry

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

but i guess u have to see it in person or u wont understand so putting it as a fb profile isnt gonna work

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

what is the red square shit? I know it's gay marriage blah blah blah but I didn't see or hear anything until everyone on Facebook switched to it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

facebook is now communist didn't u get the memo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

i googled it and came up with equal access to higher education so idk why irish ppl are bothering

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

great leaders r cocks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

when you play chicken on a bridge, everyone loses

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

brace yourselves 4 real

purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

A friend complained that she (in Kentucky) got a lot of this today :(

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543099_4794629550795_359942671_n.jpg

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

woa-oh
woa-oh
do you hear the people sing?
i can't hear a fucking thing
woa-oh
woa-oh
woa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Kontuszówka reverie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah everyone lining up to feel like they didn't miss out on the civil rights issue of their time without having to put anything at stake, basically

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

i know one day my grandkids are going to say "did you change your facebook avatar?" and i'll tell them all about it. maybe norman mailer will write a book about the day he changed his facebook avatar and other people did too, but sometimes not to the same avatar, all very thrilling stuff you know.

and there will be articles about how many billions will claim to have changed their avatars, but there weren't even that many active facebook users at the time.

and some movie about a kid that just stumbled into changing his avatar even though he didn't know why and how it sent him on a path where he learned about life, and love, and cat pictures.

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think the facebook avatars will be front page on the times tomorrow. only in retrospect will the establishment recognize how significant this moment was.

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

i rarely post anything on facebook, but when i do, i secretly think, "if no one likes this, i will look like a fool." a powerful deterrent to posting anything on facebook.

eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://katharinemiller.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/30558299.jpg

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

Lost. Cold. Hungry. Alone. And dying for a cigarette.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

..and might work better in a language in which "places no one has ever been before" is probably one word.

eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

why are the sheeple woman and the maverick woman both dressed in pink?

garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

I assume it has something to do with the original quote being about a "man"

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

assuming there's a real "original quote" that had something to do with "Einstein" which is dubious to begin with

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

Sheesh you couldn't find a verifiable quote from an actual woman to express the same sentiment? It's not enough that men do the talking for women so much as it is, but you've got to make up shit that a man never said about women and that's supposed to be "empowering"? smdh

carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484323_488577881197598_2035514453_n.jpg

Actually found this one kind of funny TBH

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

actually was curious enough to google up the 'einstein' one: http://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/10/18/follows-crowd/

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link


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