why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I support all these ice cream sandwiches

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

it's a blood gate

congratulations on yet another award and i loved your baseball cap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429463_524023944302972_1673807043_n.png

"I just let them get on with it"

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

"i hate them anyway because i'm not getting any and i'm bitter"

even this c snides against us (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

H8FCK

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://memecrunch.com/meme/AX2G/this-is-kurt-cobain-s-daughter/image.png
gross on every level

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/483829_522989221072466_1552436395_n.jpg

i love used things

eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

The reason why the world is in chaos, is because hey that was a comma back dere.

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

hypercorrective punctuation errors make the world less chaotic

eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

Our world is in chaos. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, sends five loved-up things to five well-used young people.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

Courtney Love looks like she sleeps in a trash compactor. Strangely, this has little or no effect on how old I feel.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

ok bowie jokes are fine.

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

My wife changed her FB avatar to the marriage equality thing yesterday. In response, her mom, a fundamentalist Christian, posted this, along with a very snotty comment.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45187_10151528928212376_946601134_n.jpg

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9cSez-mY4

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

aka The Beast with Two Backs.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

i do agree that a world full of exactly indistinguishable bars would be a little less exciting

eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

most bars are indistinguishable after a certain point in the evening

don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

I like to imagine the MS or photoshop paint bucket tool saying the words in that last one to himself every time he does his work

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

which perfectly fuse into a shape that is just two bars stuck together at rigid, perpendicular angles.

also it resembles a thing they use to nail people on to die, imo

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

those m8 do you even compress jpgs always crack me up

gila free (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

my cousin shared that mom/eye story with bonus "woman with black eye" photo attached!

also someone commented:

oh I hope this is a story and not real..I can't imagine anyone treating their parent like this..just sad.

steaklife (donna rouge), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

haha, totally

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/03/do-pretty-people-get-all-the-perks-jessica-bahr/ . There should be a way to write from this perspective without it automatically coming off as obnoxious. I guess this comes as close as anything.

eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

think you may be on the wrong thread? but anyway stopped reading here:

My experience is that when it comes to pretty, pitfalls seem to be just as prevalent, if not more so.

asinine.

don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

was posted to my fb today, but not an image, so maybe wrong thread. still curious to know if i'm justified in being annoyed by it. she just seems so WELL-MEANING.

eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but it's classic "privileged person assures you they're not privileged" drivel, as much as i read of it anyhoo

don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

it is, but the more self-effacing she seems, the more i dislike her, which i think is also an issue of mine.

eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

stopped reading that beauty privilege article when she referred to hugo schwyzer as a "respected feminist writer"

1staethyr, Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

well it's not totally untrue unfortunately

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

Being hit on by “entitled” men; being harassed on the street; not being taken seriously in the workplace or in interpersonal relationships; being sexually harassed in the work place; losing female friends to jealousy (I have literally had friends “break up” with me because they thought I was too pretty); being treated badly by men and women who project that they think I’m too good for them or that I’m “all that;” older men think they own me; older women think I’m going to steal their husbands; “nice guys” are intimidated by me; boyfriends who decided that nit picking my appearance would keep me from getting a big head; and a wide spanning spectrum of sexual objectification.

lord

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

because none of those things happen to plain janes, no sir, not ever. those frumps don't know how good they have it, do they?

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

no hoopla, just some implied nudity, nbd

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Why is Ke$ha so confused about Monsanto?

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

im sure whoever posted that macro was vigorously attempting to debate 'the monsanto protection act' before it passed. also probably thinks theres something called 'the monsanto protection act'. smart people.

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt. And it looks like a butt. And I am a stupid butt. I have devil horns and a mustache and a badly drawn dick pointed at my mouth.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt.

loooollllll

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

i love you AP

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

im sure whoever posted that macro was vigorously attempting to debate 'the monsanto protection act' before it passed. also probably thinks theres something called 'the monsanto protection act'. smart people.

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't even find a very clear explanation of what this legislation is, but it sounds like it just prevents the courts from stopping the USDA from doing what it already does? Ultimately I'm just not that scared of GE foods so w/e.

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/27/how_the_monsanto_protection_act_snuck_into_law/

its pretty shitty but its temporary and was a trick so

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2fW8HlR.jpg

SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

gtfo god never promised that

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

It's in the apocrypha somewhere.

SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

corners of the world is a figure of speech meaning everywhere FYI SIGN MAKER

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Somebody must have typed that into Word, printed it out, stuck it on a pinboard, taken a photo of it and uploaded it onto their computer and finally onto facebook.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

why is it printed on three pieces of paper is the big question

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

um sign maker are u calling out God

HAY GOD THIS SIGN MAKER WANTS TO BEEF WITH YOU

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link


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