why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

um sign maker are u calling out God

HAY GOD THIS SIGN MAKER WANTS TO BEEF WITH YOU

god's going to beat that guy's ass

what if the sign maker...is God??

It kind of makes sense that god's printer is designed to print on fortune cookie sized paper.

Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the two fortune cookie papers in his hand...

I'm in favor of genetically modified foods, drones, and otherkin.

Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the three . . . <gust of wind blows one out of his hand> . . . two fortune cookie papers in his hand...

lool

ha

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/625684_563095567056821_1983903400_n.jpg

its almost like you have to actively work to make stuff that gets reposted on facebook look as shitty as it does

'the new 'gang' way of rape'

"obedient wives" ??

Staples Singers, you're on notice. DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE ANYONE ANYWHERE

The incident is getting worse.

also like the use of "for" instead of "because" for some old-skool literary flair

missing the comma, didn't pay enough attention in class during the segment on FANBOYS

The shitty look acts like catnip for those who repost ironically.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/child-lure-6.jpg

Sheriff's Department Warning FAMILY PLEASE READ!

**Please DO NOT IGNORE!

family please read?
ladies and guys?

Women leaving the house for any reason! If anyone talks to you, take them to the police station! Unless a police officer talks to you, then you're fucked!

literally!

if u see a crying child driving around w/o headlights u r in a gang now and you have to rape someone plz forward

if a cryeing child offers you a piece of bubbleyum DO NOT EAT IT it is full of spider eggs

the spiders will get into your brain and then a ghost will murder your family, please RT

crying children POOP ON YOUR COKE CANS do not take any coke cans from them

If a crying child leaking spiders from its mouth and eyes tries to sell you perfume in the mall parking lot, you stepped out of the car and hanging from the door handle was A HOOK.

If a crying child tries to pick you up at a bar don't go home with it because you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice and when you go to the pay phone to call 911 you'll get AIDS from the needle in the change slot

if a crying child can save you $$$ ON YOUR GASOLINE BILL EVERY YEAR

lol carl

crying children are furious you can lose pounds with this one weird tip

obama wants crying children to go back to the police station

tbh I didn't see this on Facebook but someone has to have posted it there

http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg

- don't touch it if you have been handling chilies

Needs Stephin Merritt to come in and sing "But A Penis Is Not Like Religionnnnnn"

lol vg

loool

i kind of feel like the person who brings shoving penises down children's throats into the conversation in the first place is the one i want to stay away from

otm

like you, macro-maker, are asking people to keep things to themselves and yet you just put that image in everyone's mind

all I can think now is 'if religion is like a penis, what does that make the balls'

its a conversation the church needs to have tbph

lol

religion is like a penis and the pope is...

erection = fundamentalism

flaccid = unitarian

militant fundamentalism