why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

type CRISCROSS if you would..JUMP JUMP.

^ IRL LOL

WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING JESUS TEN THOUSAND MORE BABIES WERE MURDERED

trams activists

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smh

hahaha

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/483927_474612242611608_1821652934_n.jpg

my mother-in-law reposted this picture:
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and tagged my sister-in-law, who is a federal government lawyer, has a month-old baby, and is decidedly not a pothead. turns out MIL did not know what those items on the sign were and had just tagged SIL because she had seen her post the red equality image and thought she might be interested

That's hilarious for a million reasons but also because the end of those joints look like boobs.

my MIL also has a sorta-racist magnet that a friend brought her back from jamaica that is a rasta guy. in one hand he is holding a huge joint. she says she thought it was a microphone.

I had to break it to you, but your mother-in-law smokes weed

:(

cool painting of bloody tampons, willie nelson

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good luck boycotting the muppets, losers

i was gonna be a homophobe but i just love red lobster too much

otm

I should make Facebook bingo cards and use this thread as the caller

oreos gotta be the deal breaaker for any homophobe

From the Ron Paul-loving Jesus hippie who's selling essential oils and using them on her infants:

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flame retard ants

get em while theyre hot

on the other hand your children wont catch a fire

brb gettin brominated

tbh all of those drinks make me feel like I have consumed flame retardant

i mean who really wants to catch fire, makes u think

Hurting there's some definite History at play btwn trams activists and mainstream GLB activism, including conflicts over ENDA language, and beef with the HRC specifically, so some of those posts may have been a bit less ludicrous than MONSANTO!!!1

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, March 29, 2013 12:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok, I don't profess to be the most knowledgable person about all of that, but I'm not sure I understand how striking down DOMA and/or Prop 8 would in any way conflict with broader and more inclusive goals regarding transgender issues, non-standard families, etc.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/479894_555369451190249_1050781943_n.jpg

some ppl in the lgbtq community take issue w/ marriage equality being positioned as the civil rights issue of our time when, for instance, lgbtq ppl still face legal employment discrimination in almost half of the US (including the second most populous state, texas). for many it's not an argument about "pfft squares *eyeroll*" but about apportionment of activist resources, time, and attention. the fact that the facebook meme came from the HRC especially rankles because the HRC is seen by many as mainly representing the concerns of wealthy white gay cismen (as seen in the ENDA controversy). (should also point out that marriage equality advocates also have legitimate complaints w/ the HRC—for instance, they did little to combat prop 8.)

^^ basically this

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lord

rumored to kill brain cells

actually makes you super fn high

fucken evangelical stoners = the worst

you've got a friend in weedsus

if you enjoy getting high gfy but don't try and kid yrself it's a health benefit

Read that as if you enjoy getting high go fuck yourself

fights cancer

xp yeah i realised after i posted that good for you wasn't the only reading of those letters

gives super powers

makes ilx more interesting

Huh

One case reported that a man who consumed two to four liters of a soda containing BVO on a daily basis experienced memory loss, tremors, fatigue, loss of muscle coordination, headache, and ptosis of the right eyelid, as well as elevated serum chloride.

two to four liters

jesus

Not to defend BVO (I generally avoid it but that's mostly because I haven't bothered to look into the claims, which let's face it are probably hippie bullshit), but I feel like there's probably something more than BVO contributing to that man's ill health.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/733834_10200822046575032_1378555743_zps916d46bd.jpg

frankly this is just depressing

cool manta ray

lol at the B-2 just chilling with jets

hooray for nuclear armageddon!

coming soon to a facebook near you...

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/quotations

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Who is a fat noneck? Let theoatmealtell you.

- Hey Louis CK, exactly what is your definition of 'miracle'? Because I'm sure real miracles would do a bit better than a shitty fucking phone.
- Vonnegut, I love you, but have you ever laughed until you puked? No? Well, that's a lot messier than tears.
- Henson. Get better friends.
- Eh, you know what, I like this one. Particularly if this dude promised to actually do that to all my enemies.
- Cats are fucking great, but I'm not sure that the leader of the 'civilised' world should really be all "let's pretend we're kitties, mreowww".

if i ever met the oatmeal guy irl i would jsut start barfing everywhere and hopefully he would drown from all the barf i'm barfing on him

also fuck off, use the whole goddamn quote

Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward — and since I can start thinking and striving again that much sooner.