why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

fights cancer

xp yeah i realised after i posted that good for you wasn't the only reading of those letters

gives super powers

makes ilx more interesting

Huh

One case reported that a man who consumed two to four liters of a soda containing BVO on a daily basis experienced memory loss, tremors, fatigue, loss of muscle coordination, headache, and ptosis of the right eyelid, as well as elevated serum chloride.

two to four liters

jesus

Not to defend BVO (I generally avoid it but that's mostly because I haven't bothered to look into the claims, which let's face it are probably hippie bullshit), but I feel like there's probably something more than BVO contributing to that man's ill health.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/733834_10200822046575032_1378555743_zps916d46bd.jpg

frankly this is just depressing

cool manta ray

lol at the B-2 just chilling with jets

hooray for nuclear armageddon!

coming soon to a facebook near you...

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/quotations

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Who is a fat noneck? Let theoatmealtell you.

- Hey Louis CK, exactly what is your definition of 'miracle'? Because I'm sure real miracles would do a bit better than a shitty fucking phone.
- Vonnegut, I love you, but have you ever laughed until you puked? No? Well, that's a lot messier than tears.
- Henson. Get better friends.
- Eh, you know what, I like this one. Particularly if this dude promised to actually do that to all my enemies.
- Cats are fucking great, but I'm not sure that the leader of the 'civilised' world should really be all "let's pretend we're kitties, mreowww".

if i ever met the oatmeal guy irl i would jsut start barfing everywhere and hopefully he would drown from all the barf i'm barfing on him

also fuck off, use the whole goddamn quote

Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward — and since I can start thinking and striving again that much sooner.

love barfing

*barfs*

no one should be allowed to use that Louis CK bit without including the part where he's all "and I'm that asshole who complains"

found it

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526851_10151562502172090_1099943098_n.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGhP5IoCcAEcvj5.jpg

btw, it was posted with the comment "Supporting are brave troops"

I like to imagine these people sitting at home with some Facebook version of jaymc.xls, "I can't believe it, 1.38% of people posted it!"

a soldier does not 'carry on' after their arm is blown off good lord.

sure he just like kinda shoves it back in the arm hole and keeps on fighting

well they carry on by screaming & shouting MY AAAARRM AGGGHH but yeah, they don't 'carry on' iirc

just a flesh wound etc

Somehow I doubt Picasso actually used the word "pro."
-- Bob Marley

Picasso never called anyone a pro/Not like you

thanks george takei, makes you think

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if someone closes a door in your face

open it

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posting that on my friend's page since she is scared of butterflies

not all Men will Throw butterflies at You Face

pretty sure sex and a relationship and the odd game of Black Ops aren't mutually exclusive

not all butterflies will eat your cold dead lips

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patrick otm

haha

his ability to deal with everyday life also appears to be weak as fuck

Butterflies: they fly at you face

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/523550_450164425061568_818205911_n_zpsfa1453ff.jpg

getting a lot of these at the moment, will stop posting them

found out how to make my own

http://img1.piccsy.com/cache/images/4f/b7/49f586be3fe9563a590a4d6ec97b-post.jpg

oh god this is gonna waste a day or so

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/63512_521387227909186_13023753_n.jpg

now we've got no phones and no Richard Briers

Before what exactly?

i miss the old days of sterile teens with cell phones

That abortion looks a lot like a cellphone.