why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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well they carry on by screaming & shouting MY AAAARRM AGGGHH but yeah, they don't 'carry on' iirc

just a flesh wound etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Somehow I doubt Picasso actually used the word "pro."
-- Bob Marley

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Picasso never called anyone a pro/Not like you

Newgod.css (seandalai), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

thanks george takei, makes you think

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64712_636700353026088_1275910428_n.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

if someone closes a door in your face

open it

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8scEnXyI-Yg/mqdefault.jpg

Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 April 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

posting that on my friend's page since she is scared of butterflies

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

not all Men will Throw butterflies at You Face

parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure sex and a relationship and the odd game of Black Ops aren't mutually exclusive

parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

not all butterflies will eat your cold dead lips

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

patrick otm

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

his ability to deal with everyday life also appears to be weak as fuck

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

Butterflies: they fly at you face

carl agatha, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/523550_450164425061568_818205911_n_zpsfa1453ff.jpg

getting a lot of these at the moment, will stop posting them

parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:28 (eleven years ago) link

oh god this is gonna waste a day or so

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

now we've got no phones and no Richard Briers

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

Before what exactly?

Moodles, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

i miss the old days of sterile teens with cell phones

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

That abortion looks a lot like a cellphone.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, I see, Black Ops is the name of his game.

s.clover, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

First commercial mobile phones - 1990s. 2008, according to wikipedia on teen pregnancies - despite much media attention and public anger over the UK's high amount of teenage mothers, the rate of births to teenagers is actually at its lowest level since the mid 1950s.

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

That abortion looks a lot like a cellphone.

― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 8:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(thumbs up)

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah was going to say the pictures should be reversed xp

bananas are my preference (seandalai), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Guys, don't get jealous, but I'm about to win this thread:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/644539_4936909134084_763457388

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do thi...s to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive... So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

that's pretty clever really

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

for a late 90s chain letter

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

the person who posted it is a very sweet and slightly sad person I know from college who seems to fall for pretty much anything

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

Someone I used to work with posted that recently, really smart guy so I was a bit disappointed. I just posted "is the challenge to work out which of these isn't complete bullshit?" and he deleted the post silently.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

I usually don't comment. The one exception was when she posted press tv (iran state media)'s story about how newtown was secretly perpetrated by "israeli death squads"

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

for someone who "fucking loves science" you sure like making grand assertions that don't even pass the smell test

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

that's basically a more elaborate "monkeys would eventually type shakespeare" no?

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

pi knows the manner of your death.

Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

well it's not *wrong*. it's just not even wrong.

caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

it's basically the "infinite monkeys" thought experiment, yeah, but it's basically turning an unprovable mathematical statement into a quasi-religious atheist tenet

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

basically

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol Neil S

andrew m., Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/58033_442768779143059_155773623_n.jpg
"heh, the guy's got a point" NO HE DOESN'T!!

ehkarl, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

helpful highlighting though, kept me on track

ehkarl, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

Suspect this d00d was not really all that surprised.

Who has ever said that spoons make people fat?

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Pi poster makes me wonder how terrible Aronofsky's film would seem today

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link


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