i was watching the copy machine thing as it was happening and it was extremely tough to hide my convulsive laughter at work
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
I still cannot see this without nearly pissing my pants:
310d hell_homer @hell_homerCarl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much
Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain 1hHave we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco 21m@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy
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Ari MelberVerified account @AriMelber 1 Apr"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault @JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
i enjoyed ur weird tweets
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
the weird tweet game is mad real
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
i did, i think some1 hacked into the email account attached to it and by then i had already abandoned that account due to irl circumstances making me question the amount of time i was online in general, so in a fit of guilt i deleted it
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
the bike day thing was about tedx toronto as i recall, which was streaming appropriately tagged tweets to a huge led screen somewhere. the claims were that they had taken all the bikes off the racks because they were illegally parked. this eventually transformed into an elaborate story about a bike bonfire.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled
more fine reporting from buzzfeed, that model of dauntless journalistic something something.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link
haha yes tedx lmao
ʍǝɹɔ ʎpuǝp@mistercqnzr Followwhat the fuck my bike turned into a heap of burning serpents #TEDxToronto
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
Eldritch Be'en'@amuchmoreexotic Follow#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
i am laughing all over again
SMH@stephaniehonour FollowSo interested to get the actual scoop on #TEDxToronto bike theft situation. Weird tweets everywhere #chaos @CP24 get on it!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
loved that buzzfeed piece
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
weird twitter isn't really my thing but a lot of the themes of that piece are applicable to ilx so i really enjoyed it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
weird piece to dis buzzfeed for considering it was providing useful information material to this discussion
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
"here's something that explains what i'm talking about... by a bunch of COWARDS"
btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
wow you're right
― markers, Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
@tricialockwood: [...] it's like a punchline to a long mundane joke that everyone else is telling
this seems to me as basically otm as anyone's ever likely to get
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
― 乒乓, Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
;alksdfj;asdlfjk I opened this link in a public place!
― Je55e, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
speaking of things open in public places
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
DO NOT click on that link
― Neil S, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
Ah, I haven't actually seen Goatse in so long!
― polyphonic, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
its like an internet homecoming
― ciderpress, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
weird twitter vs. adult swim
― am0n, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain 1mAnd for those not in know, @DadBoner is possibly the single finest twitter feed in existence.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/322354458862432256
― 乒乓, Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
valkilmer880
― diamonddave85, Thursday, 11 April 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
i recommend val kilmer's feed
― ogmor, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
ben shaprio retweets every good looking young woman who tweets at him. he's like the charlie brown facha lil b or something
― goole, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
lady who only tweets to her husband? https://twitter.com/angelemory
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 12 April 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
and Dr. Drew
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
bandit @UtilityLimb 19 Oct 11Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
classic
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
lol
― caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
miss that dude
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
@SeinfeldToday
not even a little bit funny
― goole, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
yeah the other one is obv much better but gets old... nothing really has approached @BARTSIMSON_REAL
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
yeah @seinfeld2000 was awesome initially and even did a final tweet thing and then eventually came back and got old
― balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-7-animated-dog-gifs/
dying
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 April 2013 08:40 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/326714715382370304
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
she has been on a three-day tear on this issue. it is amazing
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
well, and this profundity:
https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/325767583007662080
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprPlease help me in boycotting the new Major League Ultimate Frisbee team @BostonWhitecaps. Natick doesn't need potheads in our backyard.
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprFrisbees are for dogs. Say NO to Major League Ultimate Frisbee.
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprI got Ultimate Frisbee removed from Natick Public School gym classes, I can get it removed from the local sports stadium too.
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprGet @MLUltimate out of the Framingham/Natick area! Please RT to let your voice be heard!
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprHitler used to throw 'crispy discs' to his dog on the beach.
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
Champzilla @Champzilla 21 Apr@PeanutFreeMom shut up bitch! @BostonWhitecaps rule!!!
Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr@Champzilla @bostonwhitecaps that is assault. THAT IS ASSAULT!
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link