OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1h
Have we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 21m
@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy

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Ari MelberVerified account ‏@AriMelber 1 Apr
"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault

@JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read

there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these

i enjoyed ur weird tweets

in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners

the weird tweet game is mad real

did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist

i did, i think some1 hacked into the email account attached to it and by then i had already abandoned that account due to irl circumstances making me question the amount of time i was online in general, so in a fit of guilt i deleted it

the bike day thing was about tedx toronto as i recall, which was streaming appropriately tagged tweets to a huge led screen somewhere. the claims were that they had taken all the bikes off the racks because they were illegally parked. this eventually transformed into an elaborate story about a bike bonfire.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

more fine reporting from buzzfeed, that model of dauntless journalistic something something.

haha yes tedx lmao

ʍǝɹɔ ʎpuǝp@mistercqnzr Follow
what the fuck my bike turned into a heap of burning serpents #TEDxToronto

Eldritch Be'en'@amuchmoreexotic Follow
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

i am laughing all over again

SMH@stephaniehonour Follow
So interested to get the actual scoop on #TEDxToronto bike theft situation. Weird tweets everywhere #chaos @CP24 get on it!

loved that buzzfeed piece

weird twitter isn't really my thing but a lot of the themes of that piece are applicable to ilx so i really enjoyed it

weird piece to dis buzzfeed for considering it was providing useful information material to this discussion

"here's something that explains what i'm talking about... by a bunch of COWARDS"

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

wow you're right

@tricialockwood:
[...] it's like a punchline to a long mundane joke that everyone else is telling

this seems to me as basically otm as anyone's ever likely to get

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

― 乒乓, Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;alksdfj;asdlfjk I opened this link in a public place!

speaking of things open in public places

DO NOT click on that link

Ah, I haven't actually seen Goatse in so long!

its like an internet homecoming

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

weird twitter vs. adult swim

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1m
And for those not in know, @DadBoner is possibly the single finest twitter feed in existence.

https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/322354458862432256

valkilmer880

i recommend val kilmer's feed

ben shaprio retweets every good looking young woman who tweets at him. he's like the charlie brown facha lil b or something

lady who only tweets to her husband? https://twitter.com/angelemory

and Dr. Drew

bandit ‏@UtilityLimb 19 Oct 11
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

classic

lol

miss that dude

@SeinfeldToday

not even a little bit funny

yeah the other one is obv much better but gets old... nothing really has approached @BARTSIMSON_REAL

yeah @seinfeld2000 was awesome initially and even did a final tweet thing and then eventually came back and got old

http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-7-animated-dog-gifs/

dying

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/326714715382370304

she has been on a three-day tear on this issue. it is amazing

well, and this profundity:

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/325767583007662080

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Please help me in boycotting the new Major League Ultimate Frisbee team @BostonWhitecaps. Natick doesn't need potheads in our backyard.

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Frisbees are for dogs. Say NO to Major League Ultimate Frisbee.

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
I got Ultimate Frisbee removed from Natick Public School gym classes, I can get it removed from the local sports stadium too.

Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Get @MLUltimate out of the Framingham/Natick area! Please RT to let your voice be heard!

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Hitler used to throw 'crispy discs' to his dog on the beach.

Champzilla ‏@Champzilla 21 Apr
@PeanutFreeMom shut up bitch! @BostonWhitecaps rule!!!

Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
@Champzilla @bostonwhitecaps that is assault. THAT IS ASSAULT!

aaahaha THAT IS ASSAULT!

lol did anyone ever find out who peanutfreemom is