why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

orly

Is that a still from Clerks 3?

Icy Hot Stuntaz?

Wd have to be a dramatic increase in physical chastisement of young children before it began to demographically affect the numbers surviving into late adolescence, imo

http://i.imgur.com/TSRh0qL.jpg

war mongler

is that like a ham burgler

bomble bomble

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/10089_374458056001835_789990493_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dQUFWQe.jpg

^ a lil' gross anti-abortion macro, laughable at how naive it is

Jesus.

how to make baby mcnuggets

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526813_562402370448612_994534599_n.jpg

had to stop myself from punching my laptop when I saw that on my feed

omg so true im in SO much debt to "massa card", like this if u think credit should b erased

Just like the slaves, I went to the Carribean on a large ship, wherein I ran up "enslaving" debt.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12785_368494776592533_415201850_n.jpg
"normal chicken"

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528281_10151291554876324_1285171194_n.jpg

Normal selectively bred mutant vs. advanced selectively bred mutant.

x-post I hope.

Transition is a noun, you poor dumb kids.

Everything is a noun, or can be.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578305_10200911225966186_2097706210_n.jpg

I'm waiting for the end of that sentence.

So is that little girl. ;_;

omg that lonely dependent clause at the end
these make me sad! at least it uses were instead of was
that would be ott

Terrible shame really, police report it would have been enough to save her but for the 600 seconds it took this person to make a jpeg instead of just typing the text out as a status update.

why more teachers aren't writing stupid hilarious shit on the chalkboards at work, taking photos of it, and making people forward it on facebook is beyond me

internet infamy is right there at the end of our chalky fingertips

how come jews mourn margaret thatcher but not all the other prime ministers who died --written by a teacher on a chalkboard

It is not my child. Three seconds will kill me!

today's date is 4-8-12! this won't happen again for 100 years! share if you think small children shouldn't die

i'll do it tomorrow and post here - second one will be attributed to Rumi

pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.

if you are the man driving the car, do not go where the little girl tells you! go to the police station!!!

Gang members are now dressing up their headquarters as police stations. If you see a crying child, kill it. Share this now if you love ladies.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uo7D8b5VgnM/UU756FnR60I/AAAAAAAAEcs/1FnzP6D1VxE/s1600/VDOIN0.D.png

pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.

― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Yeah, that license plate number looked weird so I actually looked this up and that is not a valid license plate in Quebec. So on top of being a kidnapper, this guy is also illegally driving an unregistered vehicle. Please share this in less than 3 seconds. -- Bob Marley

https://www.google.com/search?q=72b+381

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249907_422139321191971_1926352941_n.jpg

oh no I'm so torn

you're all out of faith
this is how you feel

gang members are now using old people with cancer to rape ladies. Bring your parents to crying children if they have cancer.

irl lols

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpg
pssst

so I'm going to die?

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Monsanto

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"
Found this at tineye.com
http://cache.fanity.com/2013/03/28/136446122714.jpg