why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528281_10151291554876324_1285171194_n.jpg

Normal selectively bred mutant vs. advanced selectively bred mutant.

x-post I hope.

Transition is a noun, you poor dumb kids.

Everything is a noun, or can be.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578305_10200911225966186_2097706210_n.jpg

I'm waiting for the end of that sentence.

So is that little girl. ;_;

omg that lonely dependent clause at the end
these make me sad! at least it uses were instead of was
that would be ott

Terrible shame really, police report it would have been enough to save her but for the 600 seconds it took this person to make a jpeg instead of just typing the text out as a status update.

why more teachers aren't writing stupid hilarious shit on the chalkboards at work, taking photos of it, and making people forward it on facebook is beyond me

internet infamy is right there at the end of our chalky fingertips

how come jews mourn margaret thatcher but not all the other prime ministers who died --written by a teacher on a chalkboard

It is not my child. Three seconds will kill me!

today's date is 4-8-12! this won't happen again for 100 years! share if you think small children shouldn't die

i'll do it tomorrow and post here - second one will be attributed to Rumi

pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.

if you are the man driving the car, do not go where the little girl tells you! go to the police station!!!

Gang members are now dressing up their headquarters as police stations. If you see a crying child, kill it. Share this now if you love ladies.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uo7D8b5VgnM/UU756FnR60I/AAAAAAAAEcs/1FnzP6D1VxE/s1600/VDOIN0.D.png

pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.

― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Yeah, that license plate number looked weird so I actually looked this up and that is not a valid license plate in Quebec. So on top of being a kidnapper, this guy is also illegally driving an unregistered vehicle. Please share this in less than 3 seconds. -- Bob Marley

https://www.google.com/search?q=72b+381

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249907_422139321191971_1926352941_n.jpg

oh no I'm so torn

you're all out of faith
this is how you feel

gang members are now using old people with cancer to rape ladies. Bring your parents to crying children if they have cancer.

irl lols

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpg
pssst

so I'm going to die?

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Monsanto

I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"
Found this at tineye.com
http://cache.fanity.com/2013/03/28/136446122714.jpg

drop everything and serif it

If you have taken a minute to read this, the angels have seen you struggling with something: reading.

Could've been a New York minute

some people use metamucil, I use angels

do people really share these for lols/ironically? who?

My high school typing teacher (more accurately a typing teacher at my high school, since I had the other one when I took the class) posts these with Wampolian earnestness

I only ask b/c virtually all of them that I see posted are with near complete earnestness afaict. It's part of what makes facebook fun idle people-watching.

who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?

― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Monsanto

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 5:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just reading about how there are people who set up pages like 'my little sister doesnt think shes beautiful click like to tell her she is' or 'name a state that has an N in it most people cant', get thousands of likes then sell the page to marketers who do with it as they please

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/MvOBpEYJGSg4EcnNX9ZpX59oS7sEfJnZDkcXCw11Pt3Kq6OsAlbr1JNbrktUepq_Va-CbjP3sjTS1xb6lFKWVvUw4H6DAmqaq6exj5uvVsrvxIIefQ

growing hops in an apartment and not brewing beer is more crazy imho

Can you really grow hops inside an apartment?

lagoon otm

same dude posted some weirdo gmo stuff so I am guessing they are organic hops (lol)

he grew up in F4irf1eld, feel like La Lechera would be able to provide some background there

huh
that's weird

didn't know there were that many home brewers OR apartments in that particular small town!? enough to make a venn diagram of them? what's that, like 4?

noo, this dude lives in nyc or something now

In that case I have 0 insight.

thought that said Pot growers for a hot minute