'...and DON'T *bleep* IT UP!' -- the RuPaul's Drag Race thread

with any luck that navy daddy paired with jinkx will be the most naturally campy queen of them all

Maybe, but at first blush, I think Alaska definitely picked the easy winner in that lineup.

Ha, Jinkx got the best one out of the five if you ask me! Dude had stories.

Anyway Jinkx survives, SEEYA COCO.

Promo for next week makes it seem like RuLaskaTox trying to drive Jinkx out...I have my doubts.

Meantime, Little Edie returned recently...

http://www.newnownext.com/jinkx-monsoon-performs-i-dreamed-a-dream-kills-it-watch/04/2013/

okay Alaska's Nebraska was cute premakeover but DAMN she is a fine queen. Crappy padding or no.

Detox's Retox oh hai hott. I could watch her walk in those heels all day long. The makeup kinda bummed me out though.

Coco's Horchata looked like a kabuki actor! So bad. Didnt think she lost the lipsync but who cares BUHBYEEEE

Nah, she lost. Detox's comment about having more fun on stage underscored why.

That's true

Coco had such a stick up her ass 24/7

faaaar out Detox's family-time on untucked made me bawl

and Untucked made me crush on Detox's baby queen 10x more

and Alaska's. Suuuper cute. jesus.

OK. I want Detox's little soldier.

Oh wait, that's not what I meant.

You can have both.

lol

soldierboy is killing me

can he stay on the show, and be detox's mascot? CAN THAT BE A THING PLZ

I'd def let him kill me.

Also, I only just a few weeks ago put together that Michelle Visage was in Seduction, so it was extra sweet to hear her song put up as a LSFYL.

I looked her up on Wiki to find out who she was supposed to be, and that was the first time I'd ever heard Seduction. V cool

that whole conversation about tucking, soldier boy with his SIZE 15 FEET

*dead*

sorry

Ru herself, meanwhile, schools the half-steppers and gloryhounds

https://twitter.com/RuPaul/status/321746401883193345

LOL, I almost missed that ("Anaconda," r u for real?!) because I was in hysterics with Coco's guy.

"Where are your balls."
"They're in my hand."
"Your balls are in your hand?"

that whole thing was so funny

"Can we start with the shoes?"

*heart melts*

Fuck Mysterious Skin. Looks like Tarzan, sounds like Jane is very much AGL in this case.

Oh, and Jinkx's mom crying was the emotional highlight for me.

Er, Detox's.

xxpost totally, soldierboy worked those pumps something fierce too

yeah the mom moment was basically rivers of tears on my couch

No, I meant Jinkx's stage mom crying because he long ago gave up any hope to fraternize with the younger crowd. That sort of got to me.

oh yeah, that was really touching too. he was an interesting guy

http://sharkchum2.tumblr.com/post/47559175413/can-detoxs-military-man

CAN DETOX’S MILITARY MAN
please apply for season 6?!

hell yes plz

Indeed. And thanks re: which mom, I was all "Er wait." Yes, dude's a treasure.

And boom, top 3. And I agree Alaska won that round and as soon as I saw it was Yma Sumac for the lip sync I was all "Jinkx survives" and so it proves...

Meantime hmmm indeed. Also interesting to note in this interview how Alyssa fesses up to being a Jinkx fan!

i'm waiting for eric to start the drag race alumnae dance singles poll, when is that going to happen eric

i'm not saying any of the music is particularly good but if this show is pretty good at getting its fans to buy singles on itunes

Taking advantage of the market. (Hey, why not.)

Meanwhile Jinkx ruling every roost from over the weekend, whether solo:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533614_513779945324615_405291184_n.jpg

Or group:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/73381_513779608657982_457143314_n.jpg

Though admittedly I think Raja kinda kills the entire universe there.

lol "not sharon"

having more & more affection for Alaska as this thing goes on

she's really grown on me

and Ru's point about her pulling off the suit/pants in drag was key

She's great! I still want Jinkx to win and then some but if it's Alaska, no complaints. (If it's Roxxy, derp.)

There were some great red carpet clips with Jinkx and Alaska in the promos for the awards last night. Alaska as Not-Sharon matched with Jinkx AS Alaska. Her imitating Alaska giving GPS directions had me roffling for a good two minutes, it was so note perfect.

Also c'mon, this exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=RWh7Yl_g63Q

"Baked Alaska Thunderfuck with Jinkx Monsoon Sauce"

ned are the promo clips online? I wanna see!

Dunno if those specific clips exist but there's this

http://www.newnownext.com/rupauls-drag-race-queens-willam-logo-newnownext-awards-red-carpet/04/2013/

lol awesome

And Jinkx just now on FB. Yeah, I think I'm ride or die with her for life now:

In the heat of everything. Amidst all the criticisms and all the fan adoration and all the craziness, the one thing that stays the most important to me is the texts of undying love and pride from my youngest brother, Jacob, that mean the most and give me all the strength I need.

I love you Bug.

On the one hand, it's nice that there's still a clear villain going into the final 3. On the other hand, I hate that there has to be a villain going into the final 3.

Sort of shocked that Alaska called out Jinkx on the runway to go home, but maybe it was intended to light a fire under her going into the LSFYL.

Beautiful editing on the Untucked ep as Jinkx went from thinking Roxxy was complimenting her to realizing she was, yet again again, reading her.

Oh, and Alaska has Miss Congeniality in the bag I think.