why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

We got to demonstrate
  Come on now
They're gonna have to wait
   'Til we get it right
-Chuck Lee uh I mean Chuck D

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Radio stations I
Question their blackness
What do you mean I
Can't question their blackness
Just cause I'm white
That makes you the real racist
And why isn't there a White Entertainment Television?

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It involves blojobs tho.

Love when these macros have demented nonsequitur watermarks, like little bonus easter eggs. 'tobiaslovesmydauntlesscake'?!?

these cats need to just nab each other's macros and add their brand until it's nothing but nested brands

someecards.com
mission impossibru.me
FB/JESUSDAILY
FCKH8.com
ihasahotdog.com

-Bob Marley

At least it wasn't H8FCK.com

That symphony orchestra one is infuriating me for some reason. No symphony orchestra ever played music like an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee, either - so fucking what?

they should tho

p. sure at least one orchestra has done Schoenberg xp

T/S: two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy vs an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee

What about Peter and the Wolf isn't there a bit in there where the orchestra imitates a child's laughter?

tell facebook get them to remove the macro

Peter and the Wolf was written by gang members iirc

If Eminem were nice to me and we were getting along, I'd probably be down with hiking up his skirt. Isn't he like 5'nothing or something?

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ugh

I know that one is awful, but I actually do think it's terrible that we force kids to sit still 6-8 hours a day from like ages 5-18.

"Thank god I don't have to eat all that dangerous food full of chemicals" says boy with ribs showing

hippie moms won't be satisfied till their children all have rickets

Every so often this fucking thing pops up and it has got to be the worst thing on internet. FWIW, Bill Cosby is 75. When I pointed this out, the person who posted it said "still good words - hhm you think they would have picked someone with right age though lol". she's a failed art dealer who screwed a mate of mine over when they went into business together BTW. I'm thinking of defriending but I see her in town a fair bit...

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Bill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired"
I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.
I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.
I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.
I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.
I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.
“I’m 83 and I'm tired. If you don't agree you are part of the problem!

think that was already posted itt, shame on you for not checking the 7k posts beforehand

maybe i posted it. it fills me with rage every time someone i know posts it.

every fucking time that pops up, if you go to the original poster's page it's just a bunch of horseshit memes

I was aghast the last time I saw it, posted by a person I know to be a pretty liberal schoolteacher who works with kids in ESL classes. Like, I know she deals with some crazy stuff but I thought her far beyond giving lip service to these generalizations that are cloaked right-wing talking points

Also snoped.

Cosby's not tired

thing is, straight after she posted it she reposted this:

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Which is utterly the opposite of that crappy "Cosby" thing. Goes to show you can post any old bigoted horseshit, if you place it under a picture of an avuncular black comedian known for his humanitarian work, you'll get honorable people believing it's the right thing to do.

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not as old as pat morita looks

I'm still waiting to feel old

That's nothing. Tom Cruise is now the age Wilford Brimley was in The Thing.

did you hear about harrison ford being older now than sean connery was 23 years ago when they did that movie together? fucked up.

did u hear gary oldman is two weeks younger than gary numan?!?! *mind blown*

did you hear that time is a bulldozer that destroys everything in its path and soon all will be as dust???! like this if ur an 80s kid!!!

lol

hahaha

Remember reading the bible when you were a kid? It's now nearly TWO THOUSAND YEARS OLD! Where did the time go!

did you hear that time is a bulldozer that destroys everything in its path and soon all will be as dust???! like this if ur an 80s kid!!!

― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 5:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stole this for a tweet

The baby from Look Who's Talking now looks like Abe Vigoda

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According to a scientific study i pwn freely

"I can achieve orgasm by touching THIS spot on my temple while I share pictures on FB, real life can suck it.'

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Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

SHARE if you Believe in HIM

God: Meanwhile in the time it took to explain the world to your dumb ass, I totally let a whole bunch of drunk drivers hit ppl
Me: (like a stupid child) Shucks god
God: ...
God: There goes another one. Bam! Smash!
Me: (like a total puss) I see
God: A old lady's house just exploded BOOM

Share if you believe in GROUND FAULT INTERRUPTERS

totally gonna call you all & give false witness

Was gonna tempt you into sin with lies but God dropped my call... or it was Verizon. Can't be sure.

he can't afford to miss work but he's worried about his foot massager, maybe god's plan should involve subtle lessons in finance management

Letting death angels, drunk drivers, illnesses, and false witnessers all run around creating havoc, what kind of mickey mouse operation is this "god" running?

I'm really curious about the author of the "new foot massager" part. Why a new foot massager? It's such a random electrical appliance to use in this example. Why not something more universal like "I wanted to microwave two Lean Cuisines for dinner but the microwave was broken" or "I wanted to watch back to back King of Queens episodes but the TV wouldn't work" or "I wanted to masturbate furiously with my Hitatchi Magic Wand but it wouldn't turn on"?