why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

k am i stupid i thought molly was just ecstasy?

Molly is a drug made up of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt.

love this eight-year-old's idea of what a really popular/dangerous drug would be like, reminds me of when i was a kid during the gulf war and somehow got convinced that a SCUD missle was a combination nuclear, chemical, biological, AND hydrogen bomb weapon.

let me explain why your sweating

sweatsplainin'

cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt and a pirate and a zombie with a skateboard robot nanite with a black hole.

a turkey stuffed with cocaine stuffed with crack stuffed with heroin

overheard people at the bar last night discussing whether or not their pills were "cocaine based" or "heroin based"

resisted the urge to ask them what the MA stood for in the drugs they were taking

its just pure mdma

lol xpost

a world gone mdmad

lemonade has been a popular drink lately & everyone is trying it

Pantaloons is a very popular drug that kids ingest by inhaling. It makes them have party feelings and make high-fives. It is known as sniffing. Confront your children.

a turkey stuffed with cocaine stuffed with crack stuffed with heroin

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, April 14, 2013 3:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0tMvxV-GC4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0tMvxV-GC4

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s480x480/320423_288956281217819_1974171533_n.jpg

at least they were asking me if I thought it was real. they were at least like, "maybe how's life can figure it out".

"he's so good at sorting fact from fiction"

why are the sheeple wearing tinfoil hats? is this some kind of weird reverse move where YOU people are the REAL tinfoil hatters or something?

those people are a sheep no more

tinfoil hat stops the truth from escaping, see

wait getting in

ugh I fucked it up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH6fbxrCEAEvs1R.png

Innocent until proven bronie.

there are bronies who are not on the sex offender registry?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/558051_507451659322075_789654650_n.jpg

brb, killing myself

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/13526_441763955914889_1850717539_n.jpg

lol guy on te right died of syphilis iirc

I've never seen Anton depicted in a newboy cap before.

In the spirit of Communism, he delivered a tree to your house so you and your neighbors could make your own newsprint and publish your own paper.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/525423_371754769606907_1015256875_n.jpg

good thing 'Conservative' maps perfectly on to 'Republican' so all the person who posted this had to do was photoshop one word out and put in another

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/534140_568246336529741_658899697_n.jpg

good point - come to think of it maybe bombs should be legal

someone on my fb posting inspirational messages attached to gory pics from boston with the tagline:

Like = Respect
Share = Prayer

$ <> £

http://i.imgur.com/nPL7oKP.jpg

that's cool

Fixing A Hole in Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhYBDCXkTyE

Do not hate. In fact, it makes me want to watch 'The Navigator' again.

Yeah, I like the concept behind that one. Graphic quality could be better, though.

(And of course, being a facebook macro thingy, it could very well be incorrect.)

I don't know if it's 100% accurate, but if you plug some points into this google maps app, you get something close to what the facebook map shows (dig a hole in the Kerguelen Islands and end up in Alberta; dig a hole in Hawaii and end up in Botswana)

shld be 100% hole leads to magma

Fans of antipodes may enjoy this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1757939/

They told me if I dug I could get to China :(

They were right, but only if you had chosen the correct angle and direction. ;-)

tbf once you hit the earth's molten core whatever you thought you'd hit would be completely irrelevant as you'd burn up, so they could tell you anything

My parents took advantage of my trust a few times in terms of convincing me of silly things.

and now look at me, burned up

A great plan, as put forth by my friend and fellow rifleman, ----- ---------.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??"

lol at France being all pro-immigrant

the phillipines? when the fuck was this originally written. lol also at france would welcome them.

xpost lol