why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

$ <> £

http://i.imgur.com/nPL7oKP.jpg

that's cool

Fixing A Hole in Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhYBDCXkTyE

Do not hate. In fact, it makes me want to watch 'The Navigator' again.

Yeah, I like the concept behind that one. Graphic quality could be better, though.

(And of course, being a facebook macro thingy, it could very well be incorrect.)

I don't know if it's 100% accurate, but if you plug some points into this google maps app, you get something close to what the facebook map shows (dig a hole in the Kerguelen Islands and end up in Alberta; dig a hole in Hawaii and end up in Botswana)

shld be 100% hole leads to magma

Fans of antipodes may enjoy this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1757939/

They told me if I dug I could get to China :(

They were right, but only if you had chosen the correct angle and direction. ;-)

tbf once you hit the earth's molten core whatever you thought you'd hit would be completely irrelevant as you'd burn up, so they could tell you anything

My parents took advantage of my trust a few times in terms of convincing me of silly things.

and now look at me, burned up

A great plan, as put forth by my friend and fellow rifleman, ----- ---------.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??"

lol at France being all pro-immigrant

the phillipines? when the fuck was this originally written. lol also at france would welcome them.

xpost lol

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

where??? the moon???

we could start using our own, we're currently an exporter

Good thing there is no such thing as a global market.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

Foolproof negotiating strategy. "You want $1500 a month for this dump? I'll pay $450. You don't like it, I'll go some place else."

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

idgi, does this dude think beauty school is where you go to learn to be good looking?

learn eyelash tinting

Wait was that a real list? I was under the impression it was a parody or something.

No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

This line really confuses me. Is he talking about Americans, older students are bombers? Does he intend on eliminating all 4-year degrees?

uh seems pretty obvious from the context that line refers to non-citizens from other countries with student visas. Apparently its the older ones who tend to be involved in terrorist bombing plots... Why are you so confused Adam?

Are you an older "student"? Do I need to warn DHS?!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544803_10100496800749239_1706443644_n.jpg

1. this is not the 8-year-old who died
2. someone took a photo of a tweet and uploaded it to facebook
3. "RETWEET for RESPECT" ugh why

The older ones are the bombers.

No. The older ones are the grad students in science and engineering programs. And I'd like a count of how many foreign students over the age of 21 have detonated bombs in the USA. My count currently is: zero.

are we counting the ones going to grad school in structural engineering / material science engineering type disciplines? because i think you get to detonate explosives in some of those programs. the cool ones.

also maybe you go to school to learn to do controlled detonation of explosives? i don't know. but how else would you learn?

ok sorry i thought it was a jab at public schools or liberal college types or something.

Original poster certainly doesn't need to go to a charm school!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/602139_550869311624241_1869273824_n.jpg

THE IMMENSE BLAST RADIUS OF THIS ZING HAS LEFT ME PERMANENTLY INJURED I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL EVER LAUGH AGAIN

it's a britisher isn't it? is there a limit to crap brit comedians who make obvious elementary school joeks?

would you prefer a 'bieber might be a redneck if' joke

lol obv america has just as much crappy child's humor but in britain there's just a certain way about it like "what is this innocent little schoolboy doing on stage, is he lost"

Can't believe that 75% of my friends and colleagues are "the bombers"

how bout this one

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484021_580447091965569_592107937_n.jpg

wuht is jimmy hendricks god

No, God just thinks he is.

this thread's persistence always makes me think "c'mon guys it can't be that annoying/it can't be that lol" but then I open it and I always always lol

I should have you friend my family on FB, aero, THEN YOU'LL SEE

This is some Steve Martin "He hates these cans!" level of hell, I think.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73101_448046851945160_944983403_n.jpg

because they are already dead inside

^^ this guy is on to something

lol at 'he hates these cans'

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644403_635887029758693_296147055_n.jpg

there are K A B B A L A H C A T S

wetweet for wespect