why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

we could start using our own, we're currently an exporter

Good thing there is no such thing as a global market.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

Foolproof negotiating strategy. "You want $1500 a month for this dump? I'll pay $450. You don't like it, I'll go some place else."

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

idgi, does this dude think beauty school is where you go to learn to be good looking?

learn eyelash tinting

Wait was that a real list? I was under the impression it was a parody or something.

No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

This line really confuses me. Is he talking about Americans, older students are bombers? Does he intend on eliminating all 4-year degrees?

uh seems pretty obvious from the context that line refers to non-citizens from other countries with student visas. Apparently its the older ones who tend to be involved in terrorist bombing plots... Why are you so confused Adam?

Are you an older "student"? Do I need to warn DHS?!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544803_10100496800749239_1706443644_n.jpg

1. this is not the 8-year-old who died
2. someone took a photo of a tweet and uploaded it to facebook
3. "RETWEET for RESPECT" ugh why

The older ones are the bombers.

No. The older ones are the grad students in science and engineering programs. And I'd like a count of how many foreign students over the age of 21 have detonated bombs in the USA. My count currently is: zero.

are we counting the ones going to grad school in structural engineering / material science engineering type disciplines? because i think you get to detonate explosives in some of those programs. the cool ones.

also maybe you go to school to learn to do controlled detonation of explosives? i don't know. but how else would you learn?

ok sorry i thought it was a jab at public schools or liberal college types or something.

Original poster certainly doesn't need to go to a charm school!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/602139_550869311624241_1869273824_n.jpg

THE IMMENSE BLAST RADIUS OF THIS ZING HAS LEFT ME PERMANENTLY INJURED I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL EVER LAUGH AGAIN

it's a britisher isn't it? is there a limit to crap brit comedians who make obvious elementary school joeks?

would you prefer a 'bieber might be a redneck if' joke

lol obv america has just as much crappy child's humor but in britain there's just a certain way about it like "what is this innocent little schoolboy doing on stage, is he lost"

Can't believe that 75% of my friends and colleagues are "the bombers"

how bout this one

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484021_580447091965569_592107937_n.jpg

wuht is jimmy hendricks god

No, God just thinks he is.

this thread's persistence always makes me think "c'mon guys it can't be that annoying/it can't be that lol" but then I open it and I always always lol

I should have you friend my family on FB, aero, THEN YOU'LL SEE

This is some Steve Martin "He hates these cans!" level of hell, I think.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73101_448046851945160_944983403_n.jpg

because they are already dead inside

^^ this guy is on to something

lol at 'he hates these cans'

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644403_635887029758693_296147055_n.jpg

there are K A B B A L A H C A T S

wetweet for wespect

people who make everything magical? what, like this guy?

http://www.gigaweb.com/files/productsimages/BS_C/21664.jpg

promethea was pretty awesome

lol

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/mitch-mcconnell-facebook-page-harry-reid-backgroud-checks

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/04/pi_meme_on_reddit_and_george_takei_your_life_really_is_encoded_in_its_digits.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoJV4NLxqg

http://i.imgur.com/TslHCYt.jpg

oh cool here comes the dymo tape

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/5756DAB9-94B8-4B11-BCBC-341F3E168722-14953-00000881FF7EEEB9_zpscce596fa.jpg

the greatness that you are

>:(

the greatness that you are what

I AM THE GREATNESS

- Cat Power

that one is pretty much exactly a definition of narcissism

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

lol

WAY off Melrose.

What if you're not so great?

surround yourself with more people who are not aware of the greatness that you...aren't?

I'm not sure

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man