When I was a kid, church felt like a Tyler Perry stage play. There was some really good singing bracketed by pious repetition. Church always seemed like a re-run I was trapped in. They told me the same thing every week. The same woman got the Holy Spirit every single week. The same gossipy, hat wearing nosy bitches violated Matthew 7:1. The deacons passed around the collection plate and the preacher’s wardrobe got fancier and his garage got fuller. They gave us grape juice and matzoh and said it was de Lawd.
I'm only halfway through this exchange but it is GOOD.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 19 April 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
That article/exchange is wonderful
― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
yeah totally fascinating.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 19 April 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
So, is it that white crits are hesitant to make deeper criticisms of TP movies because it could be construed as a criticism of black culture?
― The Great Natterer (dandydonweiner), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe lack of a backlash to being able to describe Tyler Perry as a shitty actor in Alex Cross was the first crack in the dam.
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― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 April 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that seems sort of right
proud to say i've been creeped out by t. perry's vacant eyes and half-smile for years.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 19 April 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
the dvd trailer for Good Deeds features the same shot of him half-smiling at a restaurant table twice
― da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
he's so bad in alex cross but honestly i wish every director who likes to think he's an actor was forced to play the lead in a generic action cop movie - i would see every one
― da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
even the Tarantino one
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
especially the tarantino one
also would hit the opening night pre-sale for smith and shyamalan
― da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
though assuming the movies in question are helmed by action hacks, not the directors starring
― da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
SPOILER at the end of Cross, he's seated watching a skype of Jean Reno being arrested in some unnamed Latin American country, and he says something to the screen (even though Reno has dropped his phone pre-handcuffs) like "you have taken a life and now I have destroyed yours." Honestly, I don't know how any actor could pull that off. Also calls someone a "maggot" twice.
― da croupier, Friday, 19 April 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
at first I was excited that Craig Robinson had gotten his own movie made. and then I saw Tyler Perry's name and I was not excited anymore. should I be ashamed.
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
apparently Perry only contributed money and had nothing to do with the script or direction
as such, it seems to be a much more benign vehicle than the avg Tyler Perry movie
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
im thinking about seeing it, written/directed by the writer of my beloved Drumline
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
I read the AV Club review this morning which basically said "this is a harmless, formulaic comedy, which by default makes it far and away the best movie ever made attached to Tyler Perry's name"
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
i like craig robinson and DAG
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
DAG lookin' old in the trailer.
― jaymc, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link