why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Repost this as "What each fuck means"

Mark G, Monday, 22 April 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

Your fun WHAT???

carl agatha, Monday, 22 April 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

your perfect

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

your perfect butt
your fun shoulder

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to act like you don't have a boner: Your worthy of respect

frogbs, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Licking teeth: Your weird

frogbs, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

upperchest
what's that

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

I can't even comprehend the chain of signal degrading events whatever that is went through. Is that a photo of a jpeg being projected onto a screen?

fucking Telstra (silby), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Since you read this...

Your lucky lotto numbers are posted on the back.

Aimless, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ your worst week starts now, i think you're a few days late homie

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

If you don't repost this your skin will melt off your face right...NOW

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

that's some straight up ringu meme right there.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

All of these remind me of middle school chain letters.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think that's precisely what they are. I'm guessing there's a whole 7th grade FB ecosystem that's completely off ILX's radar.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

"He was a good Catholic, so consumed by his faith that he spent his time making memes about it."

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

the irony of course is that the word "meme" was coined by, guess who, Richard Dawkins

fucking Telstra (silby), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think I just now realized, today, that when I see the name "Richard Dawkins" flying around on ILX, people are not, in fact, discussing the avuncular host of TV's "Family Feud."

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah they should use 'culturgen' in protest, the same way some conservatives use bing cuz google art isn't patriotic or xian enough

balls, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

dawkins has become like chomsky where there's two types of conversations you can have about the dude and unfortunately the one you're more likely to have is by far the less interesting

balls, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

I much prefer calling him out for being a stupid racist dick tbh.

oppet, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:00 (eleven years ago) link

Thats the conversation I mostly have

dawkins has become like chomsky where there's two types of conversations you can have about the dude and unfortunately the one you're more likely to have is by far the less interesting

― balls, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I much prefer calling him out for being a stupid racist dick tbh.

― oppet, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:00 AM (33 minutes ago)

both OTM

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

Hooray for Florida!

Only 49 more states to go! Hooray for Florida !

I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida , because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!

Hooray for Florida ! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, "If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free."

Applicants must pay for the drug test, but are reimbursed if they test drug-free. Applicants who test positive for illicit substances, won't be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment. Those who fail a second time will be banned from receiving funds for three years!

Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional.
How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?

Forward this if you agree!
Let's get welfare back to the ones who need it, not to those who won't get a job.
I AGREE, DO YOU?

https://www.facebook.com/HitLikeIfAgreed?ref=hlt

supermassive pot hole (seandalai), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

really just judging u for being friends w/whoever posted this

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?

Hahaha fuck your job, dude!

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

The Venn diagram of "people who believe all welfare recipients should get drug tests" and "people who oppose background checks for buying a gun" is a perfect circle. A circle of stupid, stupid people.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

"because they want to shoot druggies!!! hray!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21143_649830845046372_688765536_n.jpg

George Takei
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Don't like this unless you laugh within two seconds. If you leave a spoiler comment, others will shame you.

Okay, he's just getting plain smug at this point.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

read a great blog post about how Takei is a patriarchal misogynist dick, despite being forward on some issues

Dr. Adorbius (mh), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

just like Star Trek TOS

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Oh snap. Also OTM.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

wtf at only like if u get it & spoiler comment. are his readers really that stupid that they should feel proud of understanding the "joke" and get to shame those who post it?

Jibe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

w8 waht is the other kind

can't tell you, sorry

supermassive pot hole (seandalai), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

starting to feel bad for the guy

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

I'm kind of neutral on Dawkins but "my words mean what I intend" seems like a silly thing for an intelligent person to assert.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/statuses/311802605263273984

"My words mean what I intend", says Dawkins. "CAN PIG FEEL MORE??"

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

Richard Dawkins gives me a headache.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

Good old Humpty Dumpty semantics.

lazulum, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Richard Dawkins‏@RichardDawkins5h
Easy for Dawkins to criticise the soft target of Christianity. http://bit.ly/15zvscE He doesn't have the guts to take on Islam.
Details

It seems pretty apparent that by "Dawkins" in this tweet, he meant "Rowan Atkinson".

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

not sure why we're on the facebook thread with this, btw.

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/399818_603804056297372_914863069_n.jpg

Still trying to work this out...

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji7tbJ3Se1qd47y7o1_500.jpg

balls, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

When the creator of that enters a dark room, he turns the light off switch off

Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

music on world off makes total sense to me

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

You can either switch the world off or switch the music on, but not both at once.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link


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