why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"And maybe I am that wolf, and you, Famke Janssen, are that moon"

omg my otp <3 ;_;

stonedwolf.jpg

anyone wanna see my wolf/moon erotic fic email me at lunalupinelu✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

maybe my dog is in love with the garbage truck

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/524196_10151660110843319_847946980_n.jpg

AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN
WE GOT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN
EVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE STAND
ONLY GOD WOULD KNOW THE REASON
BUT I BET HE MUST HAVE HAD A PLAN
CAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABY
AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN

Man, believe in stand. Reason? Plan Baby-man.

man
believe in
stand
reason plan
baby
man

^^ cryptic message

Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.

If you think Vaclav Havel's a bit of a dick, the world makes perfect sense.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/935508_586045248083157_2110572466_n.jpg

i can totally understand looking at these sorts of memes to cheer yourself up if you're depressed, the ridiculous thing is the thought of someone like, standing in line at the bank, trying to conjure this image up in their head and then going "oh, i feel so much better now, that worked"

Science!

lol therapists all like
"you seem major depressed hmmmm"
*scribbles on rx pad*
"I think u need this"
it is a pic of a baby spider w raindrop hat
you pay your $25 copay

lol m bison

loool

*steps back from edge of golden gate bridge*

*thinks of raindrop spider hat*
*puts pistol back in drawer*

lmao @ the spider thing
http://i.imgur.com/Kb4DHT0.jpg
for one thing who gave these creepy prisoners cell phones? also who would post this

people

water gets deep fast

if you just reach yr arm out

The water droplets hats thing is funny cos yes people love to think about spiders to cheer themselves up.

Poor chap, he always loved larking.

getting back to that bumper sticker and that fridge magnet

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72161_550524928325125_223159207_n.jpg

they were all great in their own ways really

STOP AND THINK™®

FACT

is that a photo of a t-shirt?

yes : ( it's come to this.

see also the bumper sticker and fridge magnet I posted upthread. it's a really disturbing new trend.

went to the holocaust & all I got was this lousy tshirt

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/399854_639975222695956_946355161_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65604_4926115312241_252710011_n.jpg

Ah, the trick is to kiss her BEFORE you kiss her.

"grab her face gently"

the gentle art of face grabbing.

Alienfacehugger.jpg

bite her face

Advanced tip: grab side of face for unobstructed lean-in.

lol

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ml8dz6kc1rd9j3do1_500.jpg

grab her wrist
pull her towards you as she tries to run away
gently cover her mouth & nose with chloroform rag

Look into her eyes
Look back at her eyes again
Look intently at the filmy surface of her eyes
It'll drive her crazy

it'll drive her crazy, i promise

love, dad

Gotta say that one reads less like "how to be a man" material, and more like milo's "7th grade facebook ecosystem" - this is imaginary advice for 12-year-olds furiously scribbling down notes and planning their perfect first move. Really picturing Louis from Tom The Dancing Bug here.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hand-over-face-15077239.jpg

Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."Bob Marley." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Really want to know what was on the front.

on the front it said "Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."

D:

Bob is dead -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead -- Bob

Jacob Marley is dead - Scrooge