why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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That 1% you said had a heart. They just got stabbed in the heart.

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

1% empathy
what a country

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

I like this sub-phenomenon of re-posting strategies. Pessimistic reverse psychology seems to get results.

lazulum, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

soz gay boy

was pretty jokes tho

You think you freaking know them. Guess what?You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying And furthermore you are a disgrace to the teaching profession imo

Quite like this for a meme: http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Brain/popular/2/

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

I met a man with seven wives

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

I met a man with a dollar,
we exchanged blows and
now I have 2 dollars.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

all this has done for me is get Frank Black's 'Los Angeles' stuck in my head

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

looks like mr. magoo accidentally wandered into a facebook meme and was mistaken for a famous sage who happens to be his unlikely doppelganger

Spectrum, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

ehhhhhh not sure about this

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/284318_489992024389120_282978882_n.jpg

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh, fuck you.

emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

(Not you, LL, obviously. Unless you have a secret facebook macro making side and are actually responsible fir all of these.)

emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

no way!
i just saw this and thought yknow what that's not how they work AT ALL

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

also f u too <3

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

that is terrible.

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

an acoustic guitar, seriously?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol

crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Girl on right really into his Boots of Spanish Leather

P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

so, girl that owns an acoustic guitar gets to share it with a fat guy with a bad jumper?

Mark G, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJCQYPcCMAIdcmx.jpg:large

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJCQYPcCMAIdcmx.jpg:large

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

What the what

I could drive myself nuts trying to figure out how the poses reflect the descriptors.

carl agatha, Monday, 29 April 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

chart otm

it's up to you to determine what mark

mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

why is face-riding "professional"?

Standing doesn't seem all that fearless unless one of you has terrible balance.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

aries looks suspiciously like a) necrophilia or b) mannequin-humping

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

The whole thing has an unsettling, Perry Bible Fellowship vibe about it.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/264569_133669586822661_1221490874_n.png
can't help but think how difficult it must be to catch that fish in such tall stilettos! and with only one arm too by the looks of it

chilli, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

only real girls can do that shit

scintilla (seandalai), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

Dolls do not go fishing, unless a real girl makes them.

Aimless, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

pfft real girl - her stance is all wrong, her grip is terrible, not to mention her attire

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

I had a bingo match for the Zappa/Bieber one just now.

Also I kinda loled at this one:

http://i.imgur.com/2qujpb7.jpg

joygoat, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, that's great

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

women to thread

madonna to thread

how's life, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

Some dolls
play with
girls
Real
Dolls (tm) go
FISHING

carl agatha, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

Real fish play with girls

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

surely dangerous taking your Real Doll out with all those hooks and such

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's not like they feel pain...I think

scintilla (seandalai), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

i was thinking of...um...poppage

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

look at all those lil heroes

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

Hopin some military medals buff will come drop their mack and expose this guy as a fraud

it's funny how often these things seem to enact a rhetorical arms race. "you want a hero? i'll show you a HERO!"

particularly in the sense that they're all self-contained little statements--like a thesis that just drops out of the sky and cannot be questioned or conversed with. almost as if there's a platonic ideal of one of these things that will end the maddening proliferation of discourse on the internet.

ryan, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

can we go back to that zodiac for a second, because holy lol

also what the hell does Capricorn's word say

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

As a Sagittarius I disagree with that position.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link


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