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I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

there aren't enough horrors in the day

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

World Bursts!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Things Said By JESS!!! While Sleeping.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

every thread title ends with 'yo' in my eyes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've redesigned myself!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

what people are you doing for the weekend?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

happy birthday JESuS!!!

The Christmas thread.

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is staying up really really late bad for your breath?

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

And an endless and heartfelt 'fuck you' to everyone

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you own a stripper jumper?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

How can you be so ELVIS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha Ha : I dropped my book in the bath and it went "F.A.T.?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your favorite underutilized contraception. (48 new answers)

Go the intrauterine coil thingy!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sex Vs Courtney!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Thread to discuss Sting Cages"

(alas, it wasn't)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Christ disses Solomon." Historically unlikely.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sex vs. Courtney

― hstencil, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Webdings C/D
(i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILM:

Someone convince me to get rid of me

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sex vs. Curtsy

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

the jazz plaque
(again i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 28 February 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Prove Jess Wrong, Project yr Dong!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Unhappiness Anecdotes - A Picture Thread

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bless Everyone With a Hereford United Musical Truth (103 new answers, 103+ unread)

What *on earth* could that mean?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What do you smell like in the morning?"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tomorrow I find out if I'm going to be a Dud or not!"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

what's the best thing you've ever gained by flatulent means?

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Video Eating Problems (i'm thinking about dinner you see)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

From ILM: What song would you like played at your first wedding reception?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Canadians, C/D? (111 new answers)

Cannibalism, C/D (111 new answers)

― Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do yoy know if you've had a hip replacement?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

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Is there a "Good music about books" thread?

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 25 March 2024 17:58 (three weeks ago) link

“Good dancing about architecture”

― epistantophus, Monday, 25 March 2024 19:40 (three weeks ago) link

Songs heard while strippin'

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:02 (two weeks ago) link

it's just because of the way it's ordered in my bookmarks at the top of the page but

A thread about the Denis Villeneuve-helmed reboot of DUNE
"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Fremen

― silverfish, Monday, 1 April 2024 13:22 (two weeks ago) link

poets very much in character

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:37 (two weeks ago) link

baader-meinhof members who changed everything

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 4 April 2024 05:47 (one week ago) link

the tuba

― The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2024 14:19 (one week ago) link

Band members who changed underwear

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 April 2024 15:06 (one week ago) link

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