Dave Chappelle - "Killin' 'Em Softly"

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the album is almost as good as mitch hedberg's new one "mitch all together"

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

ah!
must get! both!

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

nobody's mentioned his imitation of the WB frog yet - "welcome back, niggers!"

Tyrone Biggums is the grebtest! "Is this the 7 o'clock free crack giveaway?"

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

he's on TRL right now

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

"hey justin timberlake! remember me? Star Search 1992!"

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"no more fried rice, now fried chicken!"

"konichiwa, bitches!"

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

oh man, best episode ever.

"Hey, there's a boat with a buncha white people on it. I'm gonna go see what they want."

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago) link

I've enjoyed what I've seen of Chappelle's show, though I find it a bit strange that Undercover Brother has as many fans as it has. All of its observations, stereotypes about blacks and whites were pretty staid as far as zeitgeist; like it was written before hip hop culture became universal.

― theodore fogelsanger, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link

as far as zeitgeist; like it was written before hip hop culture became universal.

i think you answered your own unasked question, tho.

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

http://shop.comedycentral.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1472654&cp=1256971

I missed the show tonight. Anybody know when they're replaying it?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

In about five minutes

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

Really? The Comedy Central website says they're gonna be showing Crank Yankers for the next couple hours.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:29 (twenty years ago) link

Yay! It is on next.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

omg john mayer on the chappelle show!!!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

Baby! Go, home Baby! Its 3 o'clock in the mornin'!

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.comedycentral.com/gallery/chappellesshow/images/cs_samjackson2.jpg

"MMMmmmm MMMMMMM, Bitch!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

"Girls! Come have SEX with Charlie Murphy!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

This show is the only thing they ever show on Comedy Central anymore. They just replay the same four episodes over and over and over. I mean it's good sometimes but DAMN!

― Dan I., Friday, 13 February 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

WTF are you talking about? they've been running new episodes for a month now.

now, if you were talking about the only PROMO they ever showed, then yes...

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

why is bush so positive that iraq has weapons of mass destruction?

negrodamus: he has a receipt.

This is official: Paul Mooney as Negrodamus is the greatest thing Comedy Central has ever aired.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

Best ending to a movie ever:

I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy! The End.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 February 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
"... What?"
"SLAP!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

"the mad real world"

chad: you're kicking me out. trey, you stabbed my dad and slept with my girlfriend!
trey: chad, i didn't f**k katie. LYSOL f**ked katie. i just filmed it.
katie: no, trey, you f**cked me too.
trey: correction, i f**cked katie too.
dave chappelle: hey chad...i f**cked katie too.

dave chappelle (in "interview"): katie had some big ass titties.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

i only WISH i could get across how he pronounces "titties". i giggle like a schoolgirl every time i think of it.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

"tittaiyes"?

By the way, DC's character's name from the Real World sketch was Tron. You might remember Tron from the slavery reparations / "I'M RICH, BEEEEOTCH!" *truck horn* skit.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

i have only seen that one episode!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

[i try to only watch comedy central late at night while hammered]

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Chappelle as Rick James = classic

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

Truck full of Kool's...great shit, there.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

Tron is also in the world's richest man bit.

8 hours of heat at a dice game...

(or am I thinking of the same sketch?)

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

CLICKETY CLACK! HOT DICE!

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

How about a lap dance?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite is that guy whois always doing the robot whenever theres a club scene/people dancing. sweeyot.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

That Negrodamus bit was done by Bill Hicks for Desert Storm.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

"As soon as this check clears, we're going in!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

and i think it's pronounced: "TAT-ehs!"

as in, "Girls! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy your TAT-ehs!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"I can shove a $20 up her ass, but I better not have a hat on when I do it!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

no, in the real world scene it was more ... "tit-hay"

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/turbo.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

His bit about being on mushrooms...I shouldn't spoil it, but it gets me every time.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

on NOW

I'm RICK JAMES, BITCH!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

Dave as Rick James in bitch-boots and Medusa-braids flying across the room and into a mirror = the funniest fucking thing I've seen in eons. And that episode only got better from that point on (same boots grinding into the couch = ohmigodiwetem funny).

Dave owns the word "bitch." DJ Assault still has "titties."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 15 February 2004 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

wooo! two hours of Chappelle show tonight at midnight! Clickety clack!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

Can we rename this the "Dave Chappelle is on Now, Bitch" thread?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

get on AIM, bitch!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago) link

Condoleeza Rice: Given Away By Blacks

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

This is a celebration!

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago) link

CHARLIE MURPHY!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment will release "'Chappelle's Show': Season One Uncensored" DVD on Tuesday, Feb. 24. The DVD boxed set features the following: 12 outrageous episodes; audio commentary by Dave Chappelle and series co-creator/co-executive producer Neal Brennan on five episodes and a 30-minute deleted scenes/blooper reel. Other bonus footage includes an extended 20-minute version of the "Ask a Black Dude" sketch featuring comedian Paul Mooney. "

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

ask a gay dude is pretty good too.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

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there's a long bit on "Unforgiven" about what happened with the show and how he got screwed over and it's riveting listening but it's also pretty difficult to see this guy as a victim. like when he does these jokes about how we shouldn't stream Chappelle's Show because he doesn't get paid or "you will never get your money back" about when he bombed in Detroit are we supposed to forget that he's insanely rich & has been one of the most successful and well-known comedians on the planet for over two decades, despite literally disappearing for something like 12 years?

― frogbs, Monday, 30 August 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link

Was it really 12 years?

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 30 August 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

I was calculating the length of time between Chappelle's Show and the Netflix specials, I forgot he did that tour with Flight of the Conchords in 2013. I guess his real public comeback was SNL in 2016, where he said "I'll give Donald Trump a chance"? (which I know he says he regrets, still a monumentally stupid thing to say)

― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

When was his Block Party thing, 2007?

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

2005, during Chapelle's Show

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link

its kind of weird to think about that now, given how much of his persona today is just not giving a shit about anyone or anything

― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link

random question, anybody know why there's one ep of Chappelle's Show that's not available? like even though it's streaming, there's one episode missing - the only sketch I remember from it was "what if the Internet was a store?" or something like that.

it'll never come back now that Ron Jeremy is in it, but it's been gone since before that indictment.

― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

Clayton NIMBY

― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 February 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link

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