And to Norm MacDonald: 'You've got a personality like a dead moth. Why don't you get a horse and go live in a cave and don't bother anybody.'
― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― 2, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Sunday, 7 August 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 8 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 8 August 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 18 September 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 18 September 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Monday, 19 September 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
I already have XM in my car, and probably can't afford both systems...
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
How's the Howard 100 stuff?
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051216/capt.ny11212160650.sterns_last_day_ny112.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=3AG4tnYep_84oXyg2ZpUfw--
I'm trying to find a good crowd shot:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051216/i/r3238295892.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=vBLakpY18t13uOeLKkGBKA--
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051216/i/r224359977.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=hqaWGJuDuW1HifizzDXZjw--
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
He's going to have to cut his show down to an hour or two due to lack of things to bitch about (and lack of commercials, too, right?).
― Der, Friday, 16 December 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Der, Friday, 16 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― shadeball (chaki), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
shit's built into the car(which I have 'til december), and I needs my bob edwards show in the morning(today's subject: MERLE HAGGARD)
― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link
this thread makes me want to see dirty work again.
― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
TriviaWas arrested for attempted robbery. Handed a bank teller a note demanding cash as a goof and walked out. He said that he did it because he thought the teller was really cute. Was arrested for assaulting a police officer. Was addicted to cocaine. Was an alcoholic. Once dated a prostitute for several weeks. Stated on February 16, 2006, on air, that he has been with "about fifty" prostitutes. He then said "It's cheaper than a real date". Once snorted heroin up his nose, mistaking it for cocaine. Once snorted cocaine off of a key while driving around Los Angeles in a pig costume. In May of 2004, KLAS TV reported him dead, and everyone believed the story. One time, Artie was high on angel dust and booze while at a McDonalds, and hassled the manager about how Mayor McCheese was actually a woman. Artie claimed that that was a good thing, because then he could eat her and have sex with her at the same time. Once while driving, he ate so many Philly cheesesteak sandwiches that he had to pull over and vomit. That night, he tried to have sex with his girlfriend Dana. One night, he was out on the balcony with his girlfriend, and said "You know what would make this even better? A sausage and peppers sandwich."
― chaki (chaki), Monday, 13 March 2006 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― def zep (calstars), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link
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how long has he been missing? -- something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (power....), June 10th, 2005 5:31 PM. (deangulberry)
week or so -- oops (don'temailmenicelady...), June 10th, 2005 5:32 PM. (Oops)
so now we know he was trying to get of heroin during this time btw.
― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link
or perhaps any other service
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/01_24177.jpg
lol
― chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-Artie-Scan-1.jpg http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-Artie-Scan-2.jpg http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-Artie-Scan-3.jpg
― calstars, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
In one of these recent updates he mentioned that after the nose drama ended, he started ramping up the number of appearances etc only to find himself moving too fast. My guess is he’s hiding out in his condo in Hoboken but I have no idea if he’s still on the wagon
― calstars, Sunday, 4 April 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link
God I hope so
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link
Happy to announce that I’ve completed the NJ drug court program. Thx to my family and friends and fans for all your support— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) July 14, 2022
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 12:58 (one year ago) link
"if i was a winner, i'd be home right now with a wife and a couple of kids, who were going into college, and i'd be fuckin buying them a car or something. i'm forty seven years old. i'm still in hotels, doing clubs. i'm doing radio interviews with guys i pretend to know. these guys on the radio are like, 'HEY GUESS WHAT ARTIE LANGE'S COMING UP. ARTIE LANGE'S HERE. HEY, ARTIE, DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS ONCE ON COCAINE? TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. WE LOVE YA. YEAH, HE TOLD THAT STORY ONCE...' on a radio show that doesn't exist anymore. and uh... you know, radio doesn't exist anymore. radio doesn't exist anymore. that's how big howard was. ... it's over. and if i wasn't a heroin addict that spent all my money on drugs, i wouldn't have to do this shit. but here i am, begging you to subscribe to some podcast. who the fuck even knows what this is?"
― dylannn, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 7:47 AM (two years ago)
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Saturday, December 9, 2017 3:06 PM (four years ago)
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 14 July 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
good to see he's doing well.
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link
"bob levy is basically jeffrey dahmer, if he read a joke book. and, you know, that sounds a little harsh but i love the guy. and, uh, he gets out there on the internet and stalks these women and throws out this web of... deceit and sleaziness and hair dye and bad coke, whiskey beer breath, and cheap fuckin target shirts and coupons for sizzlers two-for-one steak on a wednesday, forty thousand dollar house just outside of philly, which somehow has a built-in pool [gary: it came with the house], have no idea what the fuck that looks like... uhhhh... his poor child who's being raised by a father who's just not there and a mother who hates being with the father... the father's in the basement, it's damp, clearly doesn't have the proper heat or air conditioning, somehow he gets over to this disgusting, jizz-drenched, stinky, whiskey-sodden computer board and types out, 'who's out there? who's out there in fuckin virgin creep land that i can try to fuck with my web of grossness?' and eventually he gets some takers, some poor women who have a background that's clearly, uh... troubling... this girl has father issues, her father is some mad irish drunk and uh [gary: we don't know that] she has dyed black hair...."― dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:11 (nine years ago) link
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/X6kZoLD.png
― calstars, Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:57 (five months ago) link
This is a clip of Artie telling a story about Norm MacDonald and Matthew Perry to Gilbert Gottfried. Of those 4, only Artie is still with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10
― Chris L, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:28 (five months ago) link