Bud Extra -- more revolting than turkey soda??

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Anyone want a White Russian?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HORSE

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Some cottage cheese?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I'm sorry. It didn't really gross me out that much.

Okay, here's some beers and nicknames for them I/my peeps use:

budweiser - liverspotter, assjuice
miller high life - kiss of death
coors light - shards of broken glass
guiness - the black crunch, ESSENCE OF GELFLING (must be said in Skeksi voice)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, Tep did gross me out a little with cottage cheese.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

http://kesavinchi.typepad.com/photos/tokyo/cimg0302.JPG

― TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, TEP (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

THIS IS NOW GETTING PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO THAT WEIRD THOUGHTS YOU HAD ABOUT SEX WHEN LITTLE THREAD AND TRACER HAND'S TAPIOCA CUM POST PEOPLE STOP IT NOW BEFORE I BUST OUT SOME FISH PHOTOS

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

See, that's what I'm talking about, that looks like egg in there. THAT's some functional shit.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

There is so much barely latent homosexual flirting on this thread it's frightening.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

The caption somehow makes the picture more horrifying.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

There's nothing gay about a little goat-fucking-a-coconut action, Bataille would've given it big ups.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

BUT THIS THREAD IS BASICALLY DUDES TRYING TO CONVINCE EACH OTHER TO DRINK SPERM!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

But not each OTHER'S!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

So, like, does anybody else get weird CHEST PAINS when they drink Budweiser? Weird pains they don't get drinking ANY OTHER BEER WHATSOEVER? Cuz I do, and I find it intriguing, in a not-related-at-all-to-thoughts-of-mammalian-ejaculate-in-beverages kinda way.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.sobebev.com/product_info/images/bottle_lizard_liz.jpg
mmmmmmmmm

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I rather eat a Golden Girl rather than drink that brew Dan posted.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Bea Arthur's ladycum tastes like jasmine blossoms.

― pretending I'm logged out (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Which one?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Stop having more than one ladycum, Bea Arthur.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what that meant.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ow ow my sides

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Bea can't help that she's a shemale, Tep. Might as well double yer pleasure.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like those side-by-side two-flavor shakes Steak and Shake has! Only BIOHAZARDELICIOUS.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.yoitsren.com/newyearsstew.jpg

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Please note that relatives of Bea Arthur may well be reading this. At least one of them posts regularly to ILX.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

That's even more classic.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Great, now the goat jizz colada shake soggy biscuit talk is all weird.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Mmmm, I love Lizard Fuel stuff too, Jocelyn, though I favour the pink bubblegum teeth-on-edge one. With milk in it.

― Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.oopsweb.com/2002/hikaku/09/SOBE-Lizord-Fuel.jpg

This one.

― Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

rue mcclanahans bean juice

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link

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